Posted 1st January 1970
NEW! Lexx this week!
Yaaaaaaaa! The battle of the clusterlizards and battle-wallabies! Whoo!
But what Squishy didn’t know was that Hypatia had cloned an army of politicians. With no brains for the clusterlizards to eat, and dripping so much slime that they did not seem appatizing, the army of politicians surrounded Squishy’s clusterlizard army. The untrained clusterlizards would be forced to fight, just as a squadron of flying firebreathing rabbits attacked from the sky.
Back in the Oval Office, Hypatia and Squishy watched the carnage as Hypatia made plans to install a giant moonwalk in place of the rose garden.