Puns to start your week off right.

[Anonymous]

Here’s some of mine;
Being a rear admiral is a pain in the butt.

Nuns; Kick the habit.

Eunuchs unite; you have nothing to lose.

She was only a horsegirl, but all the horse manure. (Note; think about how you say the last two words!)

And one from Spaceballs; “Don’t you think you’re taking this too literally?” “He said comb the desert. I’m combing it.” Next scene; men with giant combs raking the desert.

Headline; “Workers Strike; Only A Skeleton Crew At Graveyard.”

Part of article; ‘Hares with a deadly, contagious disease have been reported missing from a hare farm. Police are now combing the area.’