Posted 1st January 1970
Series 4 rumours!!!!!!!
OK, somebody hand me the potato peeler!
*peel, peel, chop, chop*
French fries anyone?
Lex: You got those rumors all wrong!
Stan kicks 790 down a cliff.
Xev gets fed up with men, and wanders to a cloister. (Get thee to a nunnery)
Kai is always dead, but goes crazy and eats the Lexx.
Matrid…he and Prince go off into the sunset, talking of evil things and plotting to take over the world.
What are we gonna do tonight Prince?
The same thing we do every night Mantrid.
Clog in mash potatoes?
Try to take over the world.
*they’re Mantrid and the Prince, Prince, Prince, Prince, Prince*
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“…we will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what normal is anyway.”