Posted 1st January 1970
Stanley Tweedle
I think Stanley Tweedle is an ab-so-lute dollface and a half! When he was tossing bolts off that android’s butt-cheeks at the beginning of IWHS, I felt his pain, being a gov’t grunt myself. He is the human element in Lexx and, with 790, keeps me in stitches all the time. Three cheers, Stanley Tweedle!
In his honor, the Stanley Tweedle Song!
Stanley Tweedle is a god, a warrior and a gent.
We are not fit to suck his feet, or dine on his excrement.
At night we croon by the light of the moon, of his courage and his creed.
Hay ho there he goes oh woe for his foes, long live the Tweedle seed.
Stanley, Stanley, top of the hero class,
Stanley, Stanley, We live to kiss his ass.
[This message has been edited by BlackCloud (edited May 12, 2001).]