Ha HAH!!! It is TINA!!!!!!
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Originally posted by FX:
[b] i was using the word somewhat facetiously and promiscuously; it refers to the old pseudoscience of predicting a person’s character by their outward appearance(that the inner person is reflected in their outer packaging)…for example, since we are all here on a science fiction board, one might assume we all look like geeks [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]…not the case obviously as we have all seen pictures of various lexxians, and x assures us he is cute whereas aleck says he looks like a derivative of lon chaney [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]…you have always been circumspect regarding your appearance however…[/b]
FX, if you’re interested, I actually look like my namesake Squish…all teeth, little hair and two beady eyes.LOL.
No not really, in reality I’m a male model who poses in his underpants for Calvin Klein, I have a stomach you could go surfing on!!!…ok, again me lying.
But I don’t think I fit the description of a geek, just your average bloke in the street.
Squishy——————
Annoyed Squishy[QUOTE]Originally posted by Flamegrape:
[B]Yeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt![/BWas that jibe directed at me?
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Annoyed Squishy
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Originally posted by Flamegrape:
[b]Yeah, when monkeys fly out of my butt![/b]
okay flamegrape, you have just provided me with visuals almost as disturbing as mcmanus’ masturbation scene in speaking parts [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] oh and squishy, lots of teeth and beady little eyes? stop it! you’re turning me on [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Originally posted by Annoyed Squishy:
[b] FX, if you’re interested, I actually look like my namesake Squish…all teeth, little hair and two beady eyes.LOL.[/b]
…And I have to admit that I don’t really look like a cross between Lon Chaney, Jr. and a ’58 Buick. (That, by the way, was a reference to a fine music magazine from some years ago called CREEM. They made the joke at one point that Lon Chaney, Jr.’s face looked like the front end of a 1958 Buick, and it’s stuck with me ever since.)
I actually look like your average, everyday megalomaniacal villain from a James Bond film. Same goals and aspirations as well.
–Aleck
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Originally posted by Aleck:
[b] …And I have to admit that I don’t really look like a cross between Lon Chaney, Jr. and a ’58 Buick. (That, by the way, was a reference to a fine music magazine from some years ago called CREEM. They made the joke at one point that Lon Chaney, Jr.’s face looked like the front end of a 1958 Buick, and it’s stuck with me ever since.)I actually look like your average, everyday megalomaniacal villain from a James Bond film. Same goals and aspirations as well…
Something like becoming the next His Divine Shadow and destroying humanity, those sort of goals!?!
–Aleck[/b]
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Annoyed Squishy
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Originally posted by Annoyed Squishy:
[b]Something like becoming the next His Divine Shadow and destroying humanity, those sort of goals!?![/b]
No, destroying humanity isn’t part of my plan. But I’ve watched enough James Bond movies to know that you don’t give away your entire plan even when it looks like certain success. So that’s all I’ll say. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
–Aleck
That sort of talk will never get you certified with the Institute For Mad Scientists! (c.f. MST3K episode #1002 [i]The Girl In Gold Boots[/i] seen this morning on the SciFi Channel.)
It is proper– nay, required!– that you meticulously describe the ingenious nature of your plan.Behold:
TAKE DR. MALIGNO’S WORLD DOMINATION QUIZ!
So, you think you’ll rule the world before I do. Ha ha ha ha! Balderdash! See how weak and powerless you actually are by taking my quiz. You fools! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha let’s start.
1) Ha ha ha ha ha ha! People of earth! Bow down before _________ !
a) my dog Woofy
b) Ben Vereen
c) they stop serving dessert
d) me2) Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You dare to challenge the wrath of ___________?
a) Shelley Fabares
b) Alistair Cooke
c) that drooling old tranvestite on the corner
d) Dr. Maligno3) Ha ha ha ha! Your puny _______________ are useless against me!
a) grandmothers
b) op-ed columns
c) Vienna sausages
d) weapons4) Perhaps, Mr. Secretary General, you don’t fathom the power I wield with this ______________________.
a) coupon for $.30 off my next Smoothie
b) downloadable porn
c) song in my heart, which I was born to sing – hit it, boys!
d) planet-destroying laser death machine5) Watch – with one small movement of my finger I shall vaporize one of the world’s oldest centers of power, culture, and finance! I refer of course to ___________________.
a) Spooner, Wisconsin
b) that kid Jeffy Henderson’s basement
c) that place we drove through yesterday?…where you ordered the French toast
d) London, England6) Why do you oppose me? You could be powerful beyond your wildest dreams! After all, we’re very much alike, ______________ and I.
a) Tommy Smothers
b) Withnail
c) oily residue
d) you7) Come! Together we could rule the world! __________ me!
a) Criticize
b) Make some smores with
c) Lick
d) Join8) It was not wise to try to escape me. Your rash action will cost you ____________!
a) a trip to Chuck E. Cheese
b) $1.37
c) those fetching tube socks you’re wearing
d) your life9) Do me a favor, girlfriend, and hand me that ___________. Thanks, doll.
a) blush
b) box of ranch-flavored Doritos, I can’t stop eating them
c) Erik Estrada pin-up, rrrrrrrrrrrrowwwrrrrrrr
d) vial of population-decimating super-virus10) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ___________!
a) ho ho ho
b) hen hen hen
c) plankton plankton plankton
d) ha ha haAnswers:
If you answered anything but “d” on any one of the questions, you failed! Failed miserably! Proving what an insignificant bug you are, helpless to stop my plans! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
If you got all the answers right – join me! Together we can – ! Nah, on second thought, you’re still just an insect. Bow down before me! Ha ha ha ha ha *cough* ha!
This topic just gets weirder and weirder. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/eek.gif[/img]
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Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.
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Originally posted by Flamegrape:
[b]If you got all the answers right – join me! Together we can – ! Nah, on second thought, you’re still just an insect. Bow down before me! Ha ha ha ha ha *cough* ha![/b]
flamegrape just went bye bye… [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
I got almost all of them right…what do I win?, can I request a prize please?
My furry white pedigree cat has kopped it, can I have a new one, as no evil meglomaniac is complete without one.
Failing that, can I have what I beleive is called… ‘A Giant Laser’, this… ‘Giant Laser’ would be really helpful, as I would use the… ‘Giant Laser’ to destroy the moon.
If I get third prize can that be either a pool full of man-eating sharks or piranha’s.
I’m really hoping to get my career underway, and to stop people calling me ‘The Diet Coke of E-VIL’, any help or suggestions in starting out for world domination will be gratefully recieved.
DR. SQUISH (budding evil meglomaniac).——————
Annoyed Squishy
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Originally posted by Annoyed Squishy:
[b].
I’m really hoping to get my career underway, and to stop people calling me ‘The Diet Coke of E-VIL’, any help or suggestions in starting out for world domination will be gratefully recieved.
DR. SQUISH (budding evil meglomaniac).[/b]
oh dear…
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Originally posted by Flamegrape:
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If you got all the answers right – join me! Together we can – ! Nah, on second thought, you’re still just an insect. Bow down before me! Ha ha ha ha ha *cough* ha![/b]
You fool!! Need I remind you that His Divine Shadow was an insect?
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Can I join? I don’t wear white face paint or carry a brain-pan, but I got all but one of the answers right.
And I’ll probably go into biotech, creating giant mutant sea cucumbers to fulfill my evil plans!
Mwahahaha
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
[b]Can I join? I don’t wear white face paint or carry a brain-pan, but I got all but one of the answers right.And I’ll probably go into biotech, creating giant mutant sea cucumbers to fulfill my evil plans!
Mwahahaha[/b]
An admirable plan Hypatia, the universe would be under your control with an army of giant mutant sea cumcumbers, only one flaw I can see…how are you going to coax the these despicable and evil cucumbers out of the sea to reign terror on other planets???
Why don’t you create an evil race of giant unstoppable Llama’s, no one would suspect these lovely creatures as being harbingers of death, take them on your ship…the Llama Shadow and threaten any planet that opposes you with a bombardment of deadly Llama’s!!!
Squishy——————
Annoyed SquishyHAHAHAHA!!! Hypatia and Squishy.. both brilliant ideas!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
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“What fresh hell is this?”
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Originally posted by X:
[b]HAHAHAHA!!! Hypatia and Squishy.. both brilliant ideas!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img][/b]
oy vey …don’t llamas spit a lot? no wait, that’s camels…cucumbers puts me in mind of how a cucumber is better than a boyfriend…don’t worry, i won’t take you there [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] however, i am writing my ticket to early retirement, a romance tome with requisite trembling thighs and love pumps…i had planned to call it “sweet savage zucchini”…but since i have planned to write it for over 10 years, i guess i cannot cry copyright infringement…oh well…back to work
[QUOTE]Originally posted by FX:
[B] oy vey …don’t llamas spit a lot? no wait, that’s camels…cucumbers puts me in mind of how a cucumber is better than a boyfriend…don’t worry, i won’t take you there [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] however, i am writing my ticket to early retirement, a romance tome with requisite trembling thighs and love pumps…i had planned to call it “sweet savage zucchini”…but since i have planned to write it for over 10 years, i guess i cannot cry copyright infringement…oh well…back to workThat’s one thing cucumbers have over Llama’s (and boyfriends), they don’t lose interest and fall asleep (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more).
You should never give up on your ideas FX, you never know where they might lead, besides anything with trembling thighs and love pumps is sure to be a winner!!!
Squishy——————
Annoyed Squishy
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