Kai Kaptions
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[quote]You know, you would think that craft services would at least TRY to help us get him to the next location shot. – theFrey[/quote]
[quote]Brian, are you sure this is safe? Brian: Sure it is. Me and Michael saw it last night on a movie called Jack Ass. – Koudelka
[/quote][quote]Stop grumbling, Stan. We could use a second one, and anyway he was cheap. -Wordsmith[/quote]
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Hi Fellow Lexxians,
Xev: Stan we need to get Kai some more Proto-blood & fast.
Stan: 1st we need a Moth, Xev & 2nd we need Kai to talk to 790.
In the meantime, Kai’s sleeping through the whole thing, after his ordeal with the 2 teens, back in town.Lexxians Unite,
Jhevz 😉[img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx415_023.JPG[/img]
Xev – Stan, next time you decide to buy me a latex Kai, will you please get one that stays inflated and comes with a pump!
(*cough* Sorry about the double entendre, but what the heck, I’m not changing it now 😆 )
I’m warning you Stan, next time you tell the bag boy we don’t need help getting out to car, then you can push him yourself.
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[quote]Xev: Stanley, are you really buying this “the dead do not walk on the grass” bit? – Sassy Assassin
[/quote]I told you not to give him that protoblood and vodka mix that Prince mixed up!! But would you listen to me? Oh nooooooooo!”
Kai from shopping cart, “The Dead do not get “sloshed!”
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The Picnic: “I told you not to order the ‘Dead Man a la cart’, it’s way past its expiration date.”
The crew returns from a LEXX convention where Michael McManus told the fans how he *really* feels.
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Stan – Its the last time were taking you shopping you lazy SOB…..and your crushing my corn flakes.
[quote=”LexxLurker”]The crew returns from a LEXX convention where Michael McManus told the fans how he *really* feels.[/quote]
LOLOLOL, this is my favorite so far!
MM
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[quote]Huh? What part of the dead do not snuggle under a blankie, do you not understand? – theFrey[/quote]
[quote]Kai: Ok, one more bedtime story…..then it’s straight to sleep, missy! – Sassy Assassin
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You stay here, all alone in the cellar while I go and investigate the screams and chainsaw noises. Oh by the way, my car has a starter motor problem.
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[/quote]Hi Fellow Lexxians,
Kai: Please, Xev, don not go 🙁
Xev: I must find someone to help you; please stay, this will help you be in some sort of Cryo-stasis (sp).
Kai: The dead do need help.
Xev: I love you, Kai.
Kai: The dead do not love, Xev.Lexxians Unite,
Jhevz 😉[quote=”thefrey”][img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx415_121.JPG[/img]
[quote]MM: Uh, Xenia… Where’s you other hand?!? – Raven495
[/quote][quote]You and the Sci-Fi logo did *what*? – Wordsmith[/quote]
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Kai – The dead do not feel pain but that dosn’t give you the right to stick that where the sun dont shine honey.
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[quote]‘All right, all right, I’m getting up…. geeeze you’d think a funeral home would be some place that the dead could rest in peace. – theFrey[/quote]
[quote]Kai, it’s for you. Someone named Inigo Montoya wants to have a word with you about his father. – Wordsmith
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Hi Fellow Lexxians,
Xev: Kai, you lie down there while Stan & I set up things.
Kai: The dead do not get comfy, Xev; I am dead, remember.
Xev: Stan, we need to get him into a cool place; he’s losing a lot of his Proto-blood already. He needs to conserve what’s left.
Kai: Just, leave me here you 2; save yourselves & get back to the LEXX.Lexxians Unite,
Jhevz 😉[img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx415_149.JPG[/img]
Xev: It must be a protoblood pump!
Stan: Yeah. It says ‘Enema Blaster 3000’ on it, way ahead of it’s time!
Kai: Okay I’ll roll over.
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Xenia: Er, Brian, I think you could put an eye out with that thing…
*Brian stuffs a ten pound Russett into his Smith and Wesson oil potato gun*
BD: I don’t care…This is absolutely the last time he’s gonna keep the whole cast and crew waiting while he sleeps off a 12 martini lunch in the studio basement!
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Xenia: Er, Brian, I think you could put an eye out with that thing…
*Brian stuffs a ten pound Russett into his Smith and Wesson oil potato gun*
BD: I don’t care…This is absolutely the last time he’s gonna keep the whole cast and crew waiting while he sleeps off a 12 martini lunch in the studio basement![/quote]
And to follow on from Struedel’s excellent caption.
Brian: Good Grief! The breathalizer needle has gone right off the scale!
Xenia: Look out Michael, don’t go near any naked flames![img]http://www.thefrey.com/images/Lexx415_149.JPG[/img]
A helpless Kai recalls the Time Prophet’s other divination, “The last of the Brunnen-G will be destroyed when Saturn aligns with Uranus” while Stan desperately tries to blow up the planet with his Logo-Be-Gone gun.
[i]Note: Saturn aligned with Uranus in 1999[/i]
[quote=”Logan”]”The last of the Brunnen-G will be destroyed when Saturn aligns with Uranus” [/quote]
Oh very well observed 😆[quote=”nursewhen”][quote=”Logan”]”The last of the Brunnen-G will be destroyed when Saturn aligns with Uranus” [/quote]
Oh very well observed :lol:[/quote]Thank you, unfortunately I don’t believe that line made the final cut. I’ve often wondered what other T.P. divinations the Divine Beans might have considered, or even left on the cutting room floor. Ah, but that’s a whole new topic. 🙂
[i]Just an aside: Noted “prophet” [url=http://www.theonionavclub.com/feature/index.php?issue=3528&f=1]Criswell[/url] predicted doom and gloom for the year of the latest Saturn square Uranus alignment. He claimed the Earth would be destroyed in 1999, and the only survivors would be in space. If we accept S4 as fact, then he wasn’t altogether far off the mark. While the world, and Kai’s posterior, may have survived that particular heavenly conjunction, much woe was blamed on the event. Many, in fact, believe the [url=http://www.astro-noetics.com/Saturn_Uranus_5.html]Alignment of Uranus (click) [/url] proved something of a pain in the a$$.[/i]
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