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Well tea and coffee tastes crap when it’s coffee (uh, coffee???…sorry meant to read cold!!!)…ooops, forgot you even drink that cold. And it’s odd you should mention that, as I just need to go and turn the oven off, I think the coke casserole is done!!!
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]quote:
Originally posted by Squishy:
Well tea and coffee tastes crap when it’s coffee (uh, coffee???…sorry meant to read cold!!!)…ooops, forgot you even drink that cold. And it’s odd you should mention that, as I just need to go and turn the oven off, I think the coke casserole is done!!!
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]
No coffe and tea taste like crap period. hell even one kind of coffee literally is made out of crap. Ice Tea on the other hand is great!
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You forget Squish. I’m on the side of light. My only goal is to make certain that the US sees 4.24 first. And sine your too bust fighting with your boss, Hypatia over who has the better clones, I will easily reach my goal. ButI;m not completley harmless, I may let england see the finale right after we see it first. Albeit at 4am your time.
your mutant armies are no match for my army of “light”.quote:
Originally posted by Headgehog:
No coffe and tea taste like crap period. hell even one kind of coffee literally is made out of crap. Ice Tea on the other hand is great!
Well you’ll get no argument there, I’m not a huge fan of tea and coffee, but it does sometimes serve a purpose, coffee can get me awake, and tea’s quite useful when it get’s real cold…why the hell am I explaining the pros and cons of drinks???
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You forget Squish. I’m on the side of light. My only goal is to make certain that the US sees 4.24 first. And sine your too bust fighting with your boss, Hypatia over who has the better clones, I will easily reach my goal. ButI;m not completley harmless, I may let england see the finale right after we see it first. Albeit at 4am your time.
your mutant armies are no match for my army of “light”.
Face facts, we will see it first, by one day I believe, but I will ensure those 24 hours seem like an eternity, and even worse we are five hours ahead of you…BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
And does this army of light mean that you will be bringing torches?, and while your at it, bring some warm clothing,some ear muffs and a flask of hot tea…as it’s damn cold over here.
We have posted armed Cluster Lizards around the Sci-Fi UK headquarters, so you can pretty much forget sabotage, whilst a company of secret pygmies are enroute to disable the US Sci-Fi network.
You can’t win, Cluster Lizard Power will prevail…and again, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]quote:
Originally posted by Squishy:
I believe the a Roman witch cursed this country, Ice cannot survive when it reaches the shores of England.
It was Hypatia! If I remember correctly she was burned for witchcraft (though I think she was Greek, not Roman, the name’s Greek at least).
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Originally posted by Squishy:
The Squish Liberation Army may be small in comparison, but Prez Hypatia has overlooked one small detail, and that is that they know Monty Python jokes and more importantly the funniest joke in history…and believe me it does kill.
Hey, let’s not forget who first brought Monty Python jokes into this thread. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Now, to reiterate: [b]YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL COMPLETELY INSANE![/b] What’s worse, your insanity seems to be contagious, like those telepathic asylum inmates in [i]The Martian Chronicles[/i]. It’s starting to rub off on [b]me[/b]. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
This is a monster of a thread! So, all I can say is that ice machines are available at the borders and your nearest congress office to fight for the American way! The right to screw everyone over in capitalism, whine and complain about warm drinks, and bitch about anything to anyone whenever we please. Oh, and don’t forget your tongue shavers. Only those with faked or actual USA proof of citizenship can get these handy dandy new innovations. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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