Rock spoiler for Squish and all
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So,Stan and Xev and Kai are heading towards Transylvania and notice New-found-land, which reminds Stan that Priest made him king. He asks Kai to read the paper,Kai reads “It says mmmnnnn mnnnnn mmmnnn signed the president” which is enough for Stan,who decides to visit his ‘subjects’. Xev steals a fake fur bathrobe so she isn’t too cold, but Stan’s subjects spit on him. An ATF agent is watching.
A con man sort who looks like Stan(his name is Brud) is hiding from angry people he’s swindled.
In the White House, in true intern fashion(actually she’s the new wife Prince found Priest),a new Bunny is bubbling over Priest, but Prince sends her to Newfoundland to stop Lexx from leaving.
Stan and Kai and Xev enter the bar(the Priest Hole-run by a drunk priest), Xev drinks a few beers, Stan runs into Bunny, who invites him to her room later. Kai finds a piano and after a few false starts (read:banging on the keys to figure out how it works) launches into the liveliest Brunnin-G songever, with a band accomponiment. Xev drinks a few more (how are they paying for this?) and Stan waits.
Bunny talks to Priest, Prince (playing with his tie) suggests she seduce Stan and Bunny reluctantly agrees.
But Brud heard her tell Stan her room number, shows up early and offers to stay on Earth if she will “cradle my rock” which she does.
The priest who runs the bar offers Kai a drink but Kai declines “I do not have a liver”
Brud leaves Bunny,steals her money, and tells her he lied about staying.”You are a bad man” she yells.
Stan shows up, Bunny hits him and leaves for the White House. Stan meets a posse of people who Brud has swindled who want revenge.
Brud tells Xev that he has somthing important to tell her, but not in the bar, in moth. Brud steals a small synth. When they get to the moth he tells her he can only tell her on the Lexx, and they head off. Since Brud can’t fly the moth, a quite drunk Xev does.
But they get to Lexx o.k, and Brud decides to serenade Xev with a awful, awful song “Happy hour, happy hour, Xev makes me happy” Xev trys not to laugh, and Brud ends and says he “just needs a hug”. Brud trys to slip his hand down Xev’s skirt, Xev pushes him away, Brud tells her that theres only the two of them on Lexx, Xev tells him that two is plenty and punches him, but 790 knocks him off the bridge.
Bunny tells Priest what happened and Priest launches nuclear missles against Newfoundland. Prince walks in and he and Priest head off to a conference in Antartica.
Kai stops playing and heads off to find Stan, the Priest tells him that Stan is being beaten up.
Xev wonders why the key didn’t come to her and heads back to earth.
Where Stan is being hit by a woman who says “you told me it would be romantic to exchange p.i.n numbers. Proper,you said” when Kai walks in and tells them they have the wrong man. The vigalantes agree to let him go as Xev walks in.
Xev, Kai and Stan fly away on the moth foundland is nuked. Kai explains that there are a certain number of physical types of people and Stan met one of his physical types, or somthing like that.BTW, Brian Downey is from Newfoundland (I think).
You are correct he is from Newfoundland which I found hilarious.
Who else would love to come to their home town/country and proclaim themselves king and then nuke the place? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
Hypatia, thanx for the update, it’s really funny, it’s kind of like a walkthrough for a mad game!!!
Haven’t they gone a little OTT nuking New Found Land just because Bunny is upset!?!, but it sounds like one of the most hilarious eps so far.
One thing I’m not clear on is why Xev wanted the key?, and how did she propose to get it, was it when Brud was knocked off the bridge and then she couldn’t understand why the key hadn’t come to her, and that killing Brud/Stan wasn’t intentional.
Anyway thanx for the update, I really appreciate it as you do take a lot of time and trouble to write it.
Really looking forward to next week’s installment, I think you should be writing for a telly mag, because everything you write about the new eps is very clear and easy to understand.
Thanx again,
Squishy——————
Annoyed Squishy
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Originally posted by Annoyed Squishy:
[b]Haven’t they gone a little OTT nuking New Found Land just because Bunny is upset!?!, but it sounds like one of the most hilarious eps so far.[i]lest we forget squishy, bunny is the prez’ squeeze now that the unfortunate ms president got knocked off in the bordering-on-tasteless sendup of jfk’s assassination[/i]
One thing I’m not clear on is why Xev wanted the key?, and how did she propose to get it, was it when Brud was knocked off the bridge and then she couldn’t understand why the key hadn’t come to her, and that killing Brud/Stan wasn’t intentional.
[i] this was a roller coaster ride of an episode, so it’s no wonder hypatia’s excellent explanation has still left you wondering…xev was very drunk, brud parsnip masquerading as stan, talked her into taking him to the lexx, even as xev was sussing the idea that brud parsnip might not be who he was pretending to be, the homicidal robot head knocked him into the pit…and of course the key did not fly out of his hand, leaving the still confused xev even more befuddled…Meanwhile, our boy kai is saving stan’s worthless behind to bring him back to the lexx, at which point all is clear to the crew…however, the president, who lest we forget was on death row when prince saved him to be his puppet president [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img], has realized the great offense to his bunny, and has nuked newfoundland in retaliation as a proper gentleman would in the defense of his lady [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] does that help my squishy?[/i]
Anyway thanx for the update, I really appreciate it as you do take a lot of time and trouble to write it.
Thanx again,
Squishy[/b]
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Originally posted by FX:
[b]One thing I’m not clear on is why Xev wanted the key?, and how did she propose to get it, was it when Brud was knocked off the bridge and then she couldn’t understand why the key hadn’t come to her, and that killing Brud/Stan wasn’t intentional.
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Xev demands of 790, “Why did you do that?” 790 replies, “It was long overdue!” Xev, picks up robothead and chucks him across the room. Then Xev weeps, “Poor Stan…”
AND 790 says “one down, one to go”
Squish; You really should try to get a MP3 of Kai’s piano playing. It’s really good.
This was one of the funniest eps in a while.
Thanx FX for clearing that up for me, Hypatia done a great job with his update, I guess I just needed clarification on certain bits.
I always thought ol’ Macca (Mikey) was a talented so and so, I guess after playing a straitlaced dead man for so long he needed another opportunity to show he can do more than being a superhero, I think I’ll get meself one of those mp3’s, it is an extended remix of the original Brunnen G anthem!!!
Squishy——————
Annoyed SquishyUh, Squish, I’m a her.
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
[b]Uh, Squish, I’m a her.[/b]
Ooops sorry Hypatia, I knew that but wrote the post without thinking, such is my small cluster lizard brain!!!
I’m so used to english football forums, and there are no her’s posting there, so I kinda of ending up assuming that everyone I talk to is of the male variety!!!
Squishy the sexist pig.——————
Annoyed Squishy
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Originally posted by Annoyed Squishy:
[b] Ooops sorry Hypatia, I knew that but wrote the post without thinking, such is my small cluster lizard brain!!!
I’m so used to english football forums, and there are no her’s posting there, so I kinda of ending up assuming that everyone I talk to is of the male variety!!!
Squishy the sexist pig.BTW is any of you lovely American people planning a trip to the UK this year?, if you are then pay me a visit in Oxford, but don’t bother knocking on my door if you don’t have S4 on video with you, as I will call the police as soon as I realise that you don’t have it!!!
Aargh, reading all these joyous posts about Lexx is getting to me, ‘he canna take it anymore Captain, he’s gonna blow’ (say in false scottish accent!!!).
Squishy[/b]
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Annoyed Squishy
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