StanDown summery for Squish, other U.K
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Our episode begins with a cat being attacked by the carrots and turning into a mechanical toy.
The new prez Priest is talked into freeing Stan and having him kill Prince by his first lady(the woman in Love Grows)
Kai and Xev have taken a bus to D.C, and ask a not so helpfull stranger for help finding Stan. Stranger insults Kai(‘bun head’)
Stan leaves on a moth, Kai and Xev grab a lift.Priest asks Prince where he is. Wise to him, Prince says in Miami dealing with Cuban hit men. Prince is really in White House (in a broom closet-just kidding). Stan is supposed to kill Prince by aiming the Lexx at Miami,in return Stan will be king of Newfoundland.
Lexx misses- big suprise there, and hits Orlando.Thanx Hypatia,
Sounds like a real funny one, are you finding this season more exciting than last?
And what’s this business about Holland, or are people getting it wrong with Newfoundland?
Just one other thing, why is the first lady requesting Stan to kill Prince, what makes her think weedy old Stan can do it?
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Squishy[i]Stan Down[/i] was a filler episode. Like [i]Tunnels[/i], only lamer.
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Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.Sorry I had to stop, I’m getting to Holland.
Giggerota(now a realtor) is elected pope.
Back in the white house, the first lady is hitting Priest with a broom and insulting him(“I should have married Dr.Shnapps”) and telling him how he failed. “Failed at what?”- Prince walks in and asks. Avoiding the question, Priest whimpers about the calamity. “All those cute little plastic animals, melted and charred beyond recognition” sypathizes Prince. Luckily, Prince has a plan.
Back on the Lexx, Stan and Xev are fighting about whether to leave. Of course, Lexx can’t go anywhere, so Stan wants to enter cryosleep(again!) and drift until Lexx finds another planet(again!). Kai points out that the cryopods might not work for another few millenia, Stan wants to risk it. Stan has another idea, Lexx won’t eat all of earth, but just take a bite (out of Holland) so that Lexx can fly. 790 points out that Holland is densly populated “Good, more protien for Lexx” he says. Of course Xev won’t sacrifice hundreds of thousands of people just so Stan can leave, and asks Kai to kill him if he dosen’t tell Lexx not to. Kai agrees, Stanley flees, Kai catches up to him. Of course Stan orders Lexx to “Not eat Holland”.
Prince(at an private news conferance in the oval office) blames Orlando’s destruction on Cuba, showing the reporters a videotape of ‘Castro’ threatening to blow up Orlando. ‘Castro’ shifts in his chair, revealing the Washington Monument behind him. The reporters lap it up,except for one who asks “Isn’t that the Washington Monument?” Prince says that it’s the Che Guevera monument in Havana, and nukes Cuba off the face of the earth. “I could swear that was the Washington Monument” the reporter repeats. Prince offers to show her the “Butterfly Room” and leads her out. “I’m good with butterflys”
Prince shows up on Lexx’s window/communication thingy, and they have a pleasent chat which ends with Kai promising to kill Prince. Prince signs off to go punish Priest.
Priest has to go to Dallas and reenact the JFK assasination, only with more gunman. The first lady is even wearing the outfit Jackie wore!. The first lady is killed, but Priest survives, which seems to be what Prince planned.
The cat from the beginning is taken to the vet(the guy who played Shlemmi/Fifi), where it turns into some robotic thing(very different from a Mantrid drone).Priest does whatever you tell him to, and the First Lady and Prince are the people who tell him what to do. So probably the first lady wants Prince dead so that she can have more power.
It’s too early to tell, but I think that this season will be more like season 2. Probly more excitng than 3.Giggerota the pope, LOL until my sides split, so nobody will be saying in sarcasm ‘Is the Pope a catholic’ anymore, more like ‘Is the Pope a psychotic human flesh eating cannibal’…let’s hope JP2 isn’t a fan of Lexx!!!
Why does Lexx need food so soon, I thought he munched his way quite happily on the remnants of Fire and Water.
Personally, I would have got Lexx too take a bite out of China, it’s so big that no one would miss a chunk, only thing is China would only up end blaming the US for it!!!
I agree with you on Season 3, didn’t really keep the pace with S1 and S2 and had too many bad fillers.
S4 sounds excellent, but many of the UK fans have resigned themselves to not seeing it, one person is actually preparing a petition on the Lexx ng, we are really worried that it won’t be shown.
If it doesn’t, I personally will be knocking on 10 Downing Street’s door and demand that Blair makes it law for Lexx to be shown, it’s time he started worrying about more important things in the UK…and there is nothing more important at the moment than seeing S4.
Thanx again Hypatia, you have really thrown me a life line in these dark and depressing times…please keep me informed mate.
From your impoverished cousin from across the pond.
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
[b]Giggerota(now a realtor) is elected pope.
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The cat from the beginning is taken to the vet(the guy who played Shlemmi/Fifi)[/b]
After seeing this episode, I sent off an email to a Lexx-fan friend of mine essentially saying, in the words of The Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy, “Worst…Episode…Ever.” I hadn’t realized that the white trash realtor was Gigerotta, though — that makes me like it a little more. After seeing your message, I took another look at my tape of the episode (or at least the vet scene)… that was NOT Schlemmi/Fifi playing the vet. I do wonder when we’ll see him again.
Oh, also, it was pretty obvious that ‘Castro’ was in fact Priest in fatigues and a beard.
I’ve been rather down on the whole idea of Lexx coming to Earth, but I’ve been enjoying it until this week. And I’ll admit to being intrigued by the trailer to next week’s show. We shall see.
Squish;Look on the bright side, if this is the last season of Lexx you won’t go into ‘new Lexx withdrawl’ until a few months later than we will (did that make any sense? I just got back from a really boring party and I think my brains melted)
Xev seems a bit annoyed with Stan’s act than ever before. Or perhaps she is getting tougher emotionally. She didn’t hesitate (at all) to ask Kai to kill Stan. Have Prince and Fire toughened her, or do you think that she’s been this way all along?
Thoughts anyone?
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Originally posted by PatternGuzzler:
[b] After seeing your message, I took another look at my tape of the episode (or at least the vet scene)… that was NOT Schlemmi/Fifi playing the vet. I do wonder when we’ll see him again.[/b]
Next week, as he hosts “the most exciting television event of all time,” XEVIVOR!
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Originally posted by Hypatia:
[b]Squish;Look on the bright side, if this is the last season of Lexx you won’t go into ‘new Lexx withdrawl’ until a few months later than we will (did that make any sense? I just got back from a really boring party and I think my brains melted)Xev seems a bit annoyed with Stan’s act than ever before. Or perhaps she is getting tougher emotionally. She didn’t hesitate (at all) to ask Kai to kill Stan. Have Prince and Fire toughened her, or do you think that she’s been this way all along?
Thoughts anyone? [/b]
Hypatia, I go into withdrawal in the day’s between the episodes, so you can imagine what a wreck I am now!!!
Going to party’s, whatever next, you’re a committed sadgeezer, sadgeezer’s don’t go to party’s…PARTY’S ARE THE DEVIL (doing an impression of the Waterboy’s mama).
As for Xev, probably finding a planet full of men and still not getting any is beginning to make her even more angry than usual, and I guess that Stan saying that he’s going to blow up Holland, means that she might have less of a chance getting a man!!!
Either that or she’s just fed up with him, but I think the things she had to go through on Fire is bound to make her a little tougher.
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