Tribute to DR Del – Or Sad Meets Kai’s Shrink – PART TWO
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drdel, ~Oh good grief!~ teasing information out of him gently: “And how long have you been 29?”
Sad, : “About 9 years. …. Doh!”
drdel ~Oh no. I realise that this guy is a complete whacko, but there must also be something physiologically wrong with him – Oh, I really don’t want to examine him!…~ “I’m afraid I have to perform a physical examination. Now please, don’t get excited.”
Sad, excitedly: “WheyHey!! Perform away!” raises hips and lie’s back – thinks of England… And rice pudding. Closes eyes.
drdel, ~Oh, I think I’m gonna pewk, moves forward gently~ “Now, I’m going to gently touch your neck. I need to feel your pulse.”
Sad, opens eyes notices drdel’s cleavage as she leans over him: “Oh” ~Take me baby!~
drdel, ~I almost feel sorry for this guy!~ shudders ~almost!~ gently touches his neck: “There now, are you alright?”
Sad, : “Ohhhhh. Ohhhhhh” :small damp patch appears between legs
drdel ~Oh NO! Is that what I think it is~ mild feeling of nausia “GOOD GRIEF Sad! Is that what I think it is!?”
Sad, silent for several seconds: “Erm..… yes. I held out … for as long as I could. Was it as good for you as it was for me darling?”
drdel, ~Right, that does it?~ calls Glecko for a straight-jacket and men from local mental asylum – an urgent admission: “I’m booking you into a mental clinic Sad, is that ok? I’m afraid you are too weird for this shrink!”
Sad, relieved: “Ok doc, you know best. I’m not a commitment sort of bloke. This was just a one off ok?! ….. I mean, I don’t want you reading anything into this….. I mean, yer not in love with me or anything daft like that are you?”
drdel, ~Wadda Whacko!~ gives up: “Yes darling, I’m crazy about you?” smiles at ludicrous idea, fastens straight-jacket:
Sad, “I’ll bet I’m better than that fat git Kai, huh?. Smiles confidently
drdel ~Hah!~ punches Sad in the mouth
Sad, reels in pain:“What the hell was that for!?”
drdel, ~Oh, my Kai, save me from this morons whittering~ serious: “You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead?
Sad, “But he IS a fat git!”
drdel, Punches Sad in the mouth again ~keep going Sad, I’m enjoying this!~ “Are you getting the picture?”
Sad, : “What, do you mean about Kai being FAT?”
drdel, Punches Sad in the mouth:
Sad, : “Or about him being a GIT?”
drdel, ~He’s got a death wish!~ Punches Sad in the mouth again: “I suspect you have a complex about Kai. I shall mark that on my report for the hospital Doctors” Makes note in notebook, punches Sad again: “Ooops sorry, I’m getting carried away”
Sad, silent for several seconds: “Do you normally tie your partner up and beat the hell out of them after you’ve had sex?”
drdel, ~What? SEX! I’m gonna have to teach him a lesson!~ places hand delicately on Sad’s knee – rubs gently:“Is that what we just had darling? worries slightly about pleaseant warm feeling
Sad, leg starts to quiver: “Ohhhhh”
drdel, ~This guy is easily pleased!~ stroking inside of thigh “You like that don’t you Sad?” ~actually, I’m quite enjoying this~
Sad, ~Oh no. Not again, what does she think I am, Superman!?~ “Mercy…. Ohhhhh”
drdel~Oh what the hell, might as well make his last hour of freedom enjoyable~ Undoes Sad’s fly, takes off her blouse and skirt to reveal shapely long legs in black stockings and suspenders: “I’m now going to show you what it’s really like – lie back – ENJOY!”
Sad, silent for several seconds, then… makes another damp patch:“no, no, no, yes!”
drdel, ~Not again! – Already!?~ serious: “Are you always this satisfying in bed?”
Sad, lying: “Well I haven’t had any complaints yet – when do we get to do the holding hands bit?”
drdel, ~Oh my goodness! This guy is a freak! although…. I don’t understand, I’m getting really turned on – oh my goodness, what’s happening to me~ Becoming hot and passionate: “….. Really, really warped people turn me on Sad! I need you, I need you NOW”
Sad, “Oh good grief, you can have too much of a good thing you know. We haven’t even had coffee yet!”
drdel ~Oh take me you stallion – take me!~ feels around for his ‘weapon’: “Oh my GOD! Is that it! Looks in disbelief – how can sooo much dampness come from such a small…. Erm… ‘item’?”
Sad, silent for several seconds: “Waddaya mean SMALL?!”
drdel, ~Oh, I need satisfaction?~ impatiently: “I need fulfilling and I need it NOW!?”
Sad, inquiringly: “Wot exactly do you need dear? It’s difficult to give it to you while I’m bound like a chicken!”
drdel, ~Ok OK. I’ll do anything!~ Offers her body to Sad, wantonly, desperately needing satisfaction: “Pleeeeaaaassse I can’t wait any longer!” un-does strap on straight-jacket
Sad, puts straight-jacket on drdel: “Now it’s your turn babe! Just lie back and think of… of… SadGeezer.”
drdel ~Oh yeeeesss…do it to me honey… Bondage, wow, never tried that before…. Come on… do.. it…~ “I’m ready, for goodness sake hurry up!.”
Sad, silent for several seconds – places hand on drdel’s neck: “Well. Have you erm…. erm….” rubs neck “…does that feel good”
drdel, ~Is this guy for real ~screams: “F…k the NECK!, What are you waiting for!!!???”
Sad, surprised:: “I beg your pardon!? What exactly do you want me to do to your neck?” , ~ Erm… I’d better go for plan B~ Places hand strategically on drdel’s leg
drdel, ~ABOUT TIME!!~ : panting, wriggling: “That’s it, come on, come on!!?”
Sad, : “Whew! Ok, erm… what do I do now!!.”
drdel~Oh Oh, It’s driving me crazy!! I’ll never be satisfied at this rate!!! I know. I’ll dream of Kai… Kai…. Kai my darling… Yes Kai, stroke me there… Ohhhh touch me there… Oh…~ “Oh Kai, you’re soooo good!.”
Sad, look of surprise: “Will you stop talking about that fat git!”
drdel, ~£$&*}@?&%£?~ Writhes, quivers, bobs, screams: “Ahgaghahgaghaghagah!!?
Two men in white coats enter the room:
Sad, startled: “Erm, do you mind!?”
Bloke in white coat, grabs the writhing drdel: “Is this the patient drdel?
Sad, : “Yes it is!… erm… do you mean is that drdel or do you mean, is that the patient.”
Bloke in white coat, sighs: “We don’t have time for jokes Doctor. We are in a hurry, we need to pick up a couple of hopeless cases. Lex Gigeroff and Jeffrey Hirschfield have definitely gone over the edge this time!”
Sad, silent for several seconds: “Really? I always though they were!… Ok she’s all yours. I thought she was a little crazy anyway? Very sexy though!”
drdel, ~Oh, my Kai, my darling Kai?~ writhing, screaming, all hot and bothered: “Aghaghaghagahaghagh?
Bloke in white coat, sigh: “Good grief, she’s really loopy! What happened? Haha, show her your website did you?!!“
Sad, insulted: “Cheeky bugger – sod off!”
men in white coats leave with writhing drdel.
Sad, taps fingers on table: ~dum… dumdidum…didum… I wonder what time tea is served. I reckon after so much red-hot sex I need a drink to calm my nerves? Ahhh, never driven a girl crazy before, especially one as drop-dead-gorgeous as her! – wait till I tell the guys in the pub!~ Sits back in chair, smug expression on face.
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[ 20-04-2002: Message edited by: SadGeezer ]
Well, uh, what can I, ah, say? Unlike Sad and drdel I’m quite speechless. Ah, hmmm, errr, eee [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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