Kai and Company?

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Originally posted by tolandria:
[b]Who says they haven’t created an army of killer assasins already? If you had, would you tell? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

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Well, Tolandria, who or what do you imagine that they would look like, The Terminator, The Borg, or Kai? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by NB 1:
[b]Well, I would hope that they would look like Kai because when he killed me I would go with a smile on my face….. [/b]

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mmm… I second NB. Death with a smile, who could ask for more? I mean, if I’ve gotta go and it’s going to be by some genetic freak I’d like to at least enjoy the experience to some degree…

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“Reality continues to ruin my life.” – Calvin and Hobbes

Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.

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Originally posted by BlackCloud:
[b] Getting paid thirty years to play with wasps??? Critters on a chip? Killer cyborgs? If the latter looks anything like the killer Kai in WTD, we’re done for. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] If it’s some doofy box with some gray matter and even less personality than 790 and none of the wit, I don’t think we need to be alarmed; especially if it’s feelings can be hurt. Hah! A touchy Frankenstein! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img][/b]

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Ah, yes, I can see it now on:

CNN BREAKING NEWS

“A strange phenomenon is now, at this moment, taking place in a little known, desolate town in Southern Texas. Women from all over the world are pouring in, by the thousands, just to gaze upon the full, sensual lips and to stare into the HAZEL, dreamy, mesmerizing eyes of, who they seem to be calling, Kai, the Devine Assassin, last of the Brunnen G. They are literally loosing their heads over him. What a site! Heads are being sheared off and as they roll on the ground a serene look of extreme ecstasy appears on their faces; lips, still moving, mouthing the name “Kai.”

In other news today…. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Reveal7:
[B] Ah, yes, I can see it now on:

CNN BREAKING NEWS

“A strange phenomenon is now, at this moment, taking place in a little known, desolate town in Southern Texas. Women from all over the world are pouring in, by the thousands, just to gaze upon the full, sensual lips and to stare into the HAZEL, dreamy, mesmerizing eyes of, who they seem to be calling, Kai, the Devine Assassin, last of the Brunnen G. They are literally loosing their heads over him. What a site! Heads are being sheared off and as they roll on the ground a serene look of extreme ecstasy appears on their faces; lips, still moving, mouthing the name “Kai.”

Excellent, Reveal7!! What a situation to conjure up!! I especially like the part where their lips still are moving mouthing the name “Kai”. LOL… Really seals the definition of Kaidoration, Kaidrooling, Kaimania, etc…. Ya gotta love it….I guess the Headline could read “Chicks with Their Heads Cut Off”

Certainly would make the Texas execution machine continue to run along smoothly. Indeed, I’d imagine the whole female appeals system would be right out the window (and, probably some of the males’, too) [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] Kinda takes the ‘penalty’ outta death penalty, an assassin with looks like that, doesn’t it?

Chocolate caramel cream Cod.

Hi NB,
Chocolate caramel cream cod bar would absolutely put a Cadbury Cream egg in the shade. Heaven forefend any should melt on your hands. Will you be able to get to UnCon this year?

This has nothing to do with Kai……but I haven’t gotten enough sleep this week and I’m feeling downright giddy so here goes…
my theory is that brittney spears, christina aguilera and all the other blonde pop star type peoples are atually prototypes for a secret army of clones…it’s ingenious…the armies of the world gear themselves up to face a hoard of cold blooded killers…and instead find themselves facing voloptuaous blonde teenagers…the men will succumb to their wiles and only the women will be left to defend humanity.

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Gideon: I thought you said you don’t hold a grudge.
Galen: I don’t. I have no living enemies. At all.

I can see it now, death by minivan! Like evil spirits of old who could not cross running water, the Blonde Pop Clones would never be able to cross a street. Many an SUV would be sporting a new hood ornament. 😀

Previously posted>>>>>Yes, but the ensuing massacre of said “voluptuous blonde teenagers” by the remaining women would be EPIC in proportion; because most women over the age of 30 can’t stomach the sight or sound of any of the aforementioned teens. It would be swift and brutal

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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at? – Dan Fielding, “Night Court”
Of Course if Dan had ever met Kai, he might have quickly become one of the dead.

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Originally posted by Catalina:
[b]This has nothing to do with Kai……but I haven’t gotten enough sleep this week and I’m feeling downright giddy so here goes…
my theory is that brittney spears, christina aguilera and all the other blonde pop star type peoples are atually prototypes for a secret army of clones…it’s ingenious…the armies of the world gear themselves up to face a hoard of cold blooded killers…and instead find themselves facing voloptuaous blonde teenagers…the men will succumb to their wiles and only the women will be left to defend humanity.

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A bunch of little “Black Scorpions” running around? “Kai, please kill them!”

I’m in complete agreement with BlackCloud and Lexxfan:
Not only would they become hood ornaments, but I don’t think that they would be able to accomplish much. First, they would agrue over who is smart enough to be in command. That discussion could go on FOREVER. They would all have to stop to color their hair every 3 weeks, let alone get their nails done. Being “Air Heads”, and usually very low on air, they would also have to stop at every corner gas station to get more air and ask for directions. Singing, or trying to sing, would only make things worse. Nosie abatement would take them out before the assassins or anyone else could. Since they would be constanly checking their make-up and not paying attention to what they were supposed to be doing, let alone remember what their assignment was or how to use their weapons, the killer assassins would shear off their pretty, little heads so fast that they wouldn’t even realize what hit them. And, lastly, they would be WHINING AND COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME, much like Jool on Farscape and if I were anywhere in the vicinity, I WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM TAKING THEM OUT ALL BY MYSELF!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Reveal7:
[b] A bunch of little “Black Scorpions” running around? “Kai, please kill them!”

I’m in complete agreement with BlackCloud and Lexxfan:
Not only would they become hood ornaments, but I don’t think that they would be able to accomplish much.
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I think our major problem with the Black Scorpian-esque Britney and Christina clones would be attempting to keep the kiddies away from them. We’d have to barricade the kiddies in somewhere so they don’t run screaming into the streets with pads of paper and pens to beg for autographs.

Personally, I’m all for gearing up my nice big beastly Bonneville and running headlong into the Airhead Brigade. I’d be right alongside BlackCloud, LexxFan, and Reveal. But, if we also have Killer Kai Clones running about, all we’d really have to do is point them out to the Airheads and they’d probably go willingly into the Pinchers of Death. The problem still remaining, however, is what to do with the Killer Kai Clones after we’ve used them to defeat the Airheads?

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“Reality continues to ruin my life.” – Calvin and Hobbes

Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.

Should we really worry that Killer Kai Clones would be under utilized after the defeat of the Blonde Pop Star Clones? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

Right off the top of my head I can easily think of enough assignments to keep one busy for months. Let’s see, several municipal government procurement agents would be put out of their misery. This would provide fun for Killer Kai, as taking out petty bureaucrats is something the original Kai seems to have fond memories of. I would enjoy it because the replacements would probably be a lot more responsive to my departments needs.

Then, of course there is always my neighborhood’s budding junior terrorist, or as we all refer to him ‘The Future Sweetheart of Cell Block Seven.’ Not only would this nip that little bit of urban blight in the bud, but it would also serve as a wake up call for his understudies.

Then, I think I would try to get him a job with those poor souls in Code Enforcement. Since he wouldn’t have to worry about guns pointed at him, or having dogs set upon him he would make an excellent agent. I can just see some poor beleaguered elderly widow begged him to do something about the rat trap next door that she has been complaining about for years. He could ‘chat’ with that scofflaw, in his own little Killer Kai way. This would have an amazing effect on the look of our neighborhoods. I can just about guarantee that the scofflaws would see the error of their ways and move the junk cars from their front lawns and clean up the old construction material from the side of their house. If they don’t? Well, the real estate agent working for their estate would. Killer Kai wouldn’t even have to worry about enforcing the law against someone with an ‘IN’ at City Hall. The City Manager would demand his head on a plate and run screaming down the hall when he actually got it. Afterwards, they could take it back to Killer Kai and the whole department could have a good laugh.

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Oh, come on. If you can’t laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at? – Dan Fielding, “Night Court”
Of Course if Dan had ever met Kai, he might have quickly become one of the dead.

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[This message has been edited by LexxFan (edited April 23, 2001).]

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Originally posted by Reveal7:
[b] And, lastly, they would be WHINING AND COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME, much like Jool on Farscape and if I were anywhere in the vicinity, I WOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM TAKING THEM OUT ALL BY MYSELF!! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

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Hahahaha! Can I get a “Yea-men?” [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] Reveal, your whole passage had me cracking up!

Elfkin: “The problem still remaining, however, is what to do with the Killer Kai Clones after we’ve used them to defeat the Airheads?”

Well, if ya get that love-slave machine working…that’s sorta two birds with one stone there, ain’t it???? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by FX:
[b]hmmm, my computer had a nervous breakdown this weekend thus i was reduced to watching bbc reruns among other purposeful activity, now i come here and all i can think of is ms. bouquet/bucket ordering kai to take out her messy brother in law, her slutty sister, the meter man and then at some point wearing a black rubber cat suit and swimming cap and saying to kai “now kill myself”…i think i need help… [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img][/b]

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ROFL! Oh, FX! I’ve been cracking up through your whole post. I thought I was the only one that found themself watching Keeping Up Appearances, Chef!, and Are You Being Served?. Late night PBS programming has had to entertain me many a night. Fridays are the best, however, because that’s when Red Dwarf is on, right after I get home from work. I think I can see the Kai Clones on an Are You Being Served? eppy… would make for some interesting incidents.

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“Reality continues to ruin my life.” – Calvin and Hobbes

Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.

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Originally posted by trillian:
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LMAO

“Go with Richard and help him with the gardening.”

“The dead do not…garden.”

“Well, you do dear, now go…”

Kai sadly bows his head and goes to help with weeding.

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DREAMS of DOMINATION [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] so perhaps all that is needed with kai is a firm hand?!

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Originally posted by elfkin:
[b] Or perhaps just a woman who doesn’t understand the word ‘no’? Hmm… I still think Kai would do quite well being ordered about by Mrs. Sloacome or however you spell it… Mr. Humphries would be hilarious to watch in that situation, don’t you think?

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i can see it now, kai does AbFab!!! i think there are real possibilities here, the beans take over bbc reruns with guest appearances from lexx cast [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/cool.gif[/img] imagine all the little old ladies settling down with their cats to watch PBS and being confronted with that!

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Originally posted by elfkin:
[b] ROFL! Oh, FX! I’ve been cracking up through your whole post. I thought I was the only one that found themself watching Keeping Up Appearances, Chef!, and Are You Being Served?. Late night PBS programming has had to entertain me many a night. Fridays are the best, however, because that’s when Red Dwarf is on, right after I get home from work. I think I can see the Kai Clones on an Are You Being Served? eppy… would make for some interesting incidents.

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Haha,
I’m just trying to imagine the chaos when Hyacinth Buckets nymphomaniac little sister gets a load of Kai. I wonder what Kai would make of Mrs Slocombes Pussy? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

Kog [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by FX:
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wait a minute! you guys watch this stuff too!! i thought this was all just sent over here to give us delusions of culture [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]…or to get back at us for all the dreck we send over there [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] (sadgeezer apparently watches “friends”!)

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I think that Hyacinth Bucket would make a splendid addition to the crew of LEXX. She would just love being Stanley’s new protector, in place of Lyekka. Hyacinth vs Giggerotta. Dealing with Xev would be just like dealing with her sister, Rose. She would treat Kai just like her son, Sheridan. She wouldn’t understand him or like the way that he dresses, but she’d love him anyway and try to pamper him all the time, which would drive 790 crazy. I can hear the verbal exchange between 790 and Hyacinth now, can’t you? And then there are her facial expressions…. sort of like Kai in “Tunnels.” [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

“Stanley…..Stanley…..where are you?” [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/eek.gif[/img]
Richard would finally get some peace and quiet.

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Originally posted by Reveal7:
[b] I think that Hyacinth Bucket would make a splendid addition to the crew of LEXX. She would just love being Stanley’s new protector, in place of Lyekka. Hyacinth vs Giggerotta. Dealing with Xev would be just like dealing with her sister, Rose. She would treat Kai just like her son, Sheridan. She wouldn’t understand him or like the way that he dresses, but she’d love him anyway and try to pamper him all the time, which would drive 790 crazy. I can hear the verbal exchange between 790 and Hyacinth now, can’t you? And then there are her facial expressions…. sort of like Kai in “Tunnels.” [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

“Stanley…..Stanley…..where are you?” [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/eek.gif[/img]
Richard would finally get some peace and quiet.

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Hahaha, stop it stop it, I can’t take any more [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
Do you think there would be room for a small pony on the Lexx. I’m just cracking up at the thought of Hyacinth trying to arrange one of her candlelit suppers in the gantry of the Lexx.
There’s no way she’d let Stanley anywhere near her Royal Doulton tableware[or should that be Royal dooltan]
Kog [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
I fear I know this show too well [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/redface.gif[/img]
to quote 790 OH THE HORROR [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/eek.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by FX:
[b]oy vey! with the lexx phallic symbol squirting out green rice pudding on the royal dooltan…and xev with blue hair like the lady on are you being served YES YES

we all need help [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

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yes, we need grade A pychiatric help… someone start booking us rubber rooms.

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“Reality continues to ruin my life.” – Calvin and Hobbes

Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.

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Originally posted by FX:
[b] elfie, i dont DO synthetic fabrics, make mine a nice padded cotton [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] how are finals going?lay in a nice supply of cigarettes and hostess cupcakes? dont forget the twinkies to celebrate with…

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Kog fishes out her favourite straight jacket from her comfort Tardis/cupboard. This wasn’t difficult because I live in here [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img], it has a Pc, kettle, drinks,velvet cushions,chaise long and padded walls..oh and don’t forget the intravenous chocolate drip [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img].
BTW, The straight jacket is dark purple in reinforced raw silk,with black trim and
designer buckles.
Tralalalala…. Kog hippety hops back to her hidey hole and beckons people to come and join her..I have spare chocolate [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

On a more serious not good luck to anyone who may be hurtling towards ‘A’levels finals or ploughing through dissertations [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img]
Been there done that remember it well,
sympathies
Kog
your deranged UK buddy [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by FX:
[b] elfie, i dont DO synthetic fabrics, make mine a nice padded cotton [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img] how are finals going?lay in a nice supply of cigarettes and hostess cupcakes? dont forget the twinkies to celebrate with…

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finals hate me. I’ve been surviving on nicotine, chocolate, and willpower alone. Since I’m not in the UK, I have no idea what those exams are like. I do, however, know that I have an essay due tomorrow, then a week worth of reviews, then the real hell begins. Friday – work, Saturday- wedding AND a cousin’s college graduation, Sunday – Study Group (please, God, no hangovers), Monday – term paper due, Tuesday – Modern American History and Social Psychology exams, Wednesday – Shakespeare and Early American Lit exams, Thursday – attempt to sell back books to campus bookstore, receive about a hundred dollars less than what I spent… Friday – delayed stress reaction, nervous breakdown, chocolate frenzy.

College was the best form of torture ever invented. At least all my orals are done now. Kill me, Kai, kill me! Please!

erm… I think I’ll go to that rubber room now… sorry this was completely OT, but I feel better having gotten all that off my chest. *needs Lexx and chocolate NOW*

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“Reality continues to ruin my life.” – Calvin and Hobbes

Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.

School torture? You will be praying to your gods, ancestors gods, and your ancestors ancestors gods for school after your fifteen tedious year of work, paying mortgages, medical bills, dental bills, sundry bills, taxes, (dare I add children to the list bills?), [b]TRUST ME![/b] School will seem like your last glimpse at Nirvana before being thrown out of the silvery gates of paradise into the grey world of drudgery. (please remember, my name is not Mary Sunshine [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] and have a nice good…good luck with your finals! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img])

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Originally posted by Reveal7:
[b] BlackCloud:
Could not have said it better myself. That is why LEXX is so appealing to me. No mortgages, no bills to pay, they seldom go grocercy shopping, no cleaning, hey!… they don’t even do laundry. If they don’t like the planet that they are on they either leave, or simply blow it into pieces. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

KOG: Don’t mind me – I really do wish you well on your finals. It may not seem like it right now, but you really are at a wonderfully magical time in your life. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

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Hya REVEAL 7
thanks for the best wishes but I’m not the one taking the finals [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
As I said been there done that. In fact I left school 23 years ago! I did my degree slightly later than normal, but I can still empathise with ‘A’ levels. I hated school[I was good at it but hated it!] music/PE kept me sane [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] I just went crazy when I left haha.
Uiversity was great, I’d go back to that no probs, I’d do a different degree though. Uni was much better than real life…sigh [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img]

Kog [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]