Faggott Carrots… (spoilers)

Welp, I hope the little buggerers get up to more misschief!

Yet another taboo/boundary that the show has crossed. I wonder, are the writers attempting to make us laugh, cry, throw stuff at the scree, or all three? 🙂

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“Faggot carrots”?

Question: carrots have a distinguishable seX?

Point: But even if they did, they attacked both Hattie and Craig.

Note: Aside from not being “PC”.. having talked to and known(not in the biblical sense, although my X-girlfriend was gay.. but she didn’t sleep with me so still…) the common view of other people that have flat out told me that this was the way things were… to penetrate another or to have another give you “oral pleasure” would not make you gay, but makes them gay. This is how bi-sexuals and homosexuals distinguish themselves. I guess that’s why guys claiming to be bisexual say they are not gay because they don’t “recieve” or give “oral pleasure” to other guys.. also.. perhaps that is why “gay” men who also sleep with women consider themselves “gay” as opposed to calling themselves “bisexual”.

Reminder: These are not my views. These are views Xpressed to me by gay people I’ve known(not in the biblical sense) and bisexual guys who wanted to get to know me in the “biblical” sense.

Have I ever mentioned that Dallas has a huge Goth scene?

I digress..

The Xpression.. “it’s better to give than recieve” begs to have a new light shed on it.

Thank you. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

Although technically most of the time carrots do come in bundles. But that only makes it a redundant statement. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

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[This message has been edited by X (edited August 07, 2001).]

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Originally posted by X:
[b]Note: Aside from not being “PC”.. having talked to and known(not in the biblical sense, although my X-girlfriend was gay.. but she didn’t sleep with me so still…) the common view of other people that have flat out told me that this was the way things were… to penetrate another or to have another give you “oral pleasure” would not make you gay, but makes them gay. This is how bi-sexuals and homosexuals distinguish themselves. I guess that’s why guys claiming to be bisexual say they are not gay because they don’t “recieve” or give “oral pleasure” to other guys.. also.. perhaps that is why “gay” men who also sleep with women consider themselves “gay” as opposed to calling themselves “bisexual”.[/b]

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WhatwhatWHAT???

Okay, X, your pals have some twisted notions about what constitutes sexual orientation. As a bisexual male, let me set things straight for you (pun *completely* intended)…

Bisexual men have been known to “receive” and “perform.” That is not what makes a person bi or gay. Bisexuals simply have a sexual attraction to both men and women. That’s all. Nothing more, nothing less. Homosexuals have a sexual attraction to those of the same sex. That’s all. There are also gay and straight identified bisexuals, which means that their preferences lean more one way than the other (though I’ve run into more gay-identified bi’s, probably because the stigma against homosexuality is so strong), but that’s irrelevant. To put it succinctly, it’s not about *how* you do it, but about *who* you do it *with*.

–Aleck

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Originally posted by X:
[b]Again I remind you that these are the views of other people I have met. I never made any claims that their views are correct or that these were sane people. Dallas is a weird place. I guess that’s why I wasn’t so opposed to LEXX coming to the so-called “boring” Earth.[/b]

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I know. That was the only part of your original post that made any sense! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] I was just clearing up any misconceptions that anyone might have — one never knows how widespread this misconception may be.

quote[quote][b]So Aleck, are you cute? [/b][/quote]

I look like the unholy offspring of Lon Chaney, Jr. and a 1958 Buick.

quote[quote][b]I myself am gay but I don’t like anal or oral and I don’t like kissing and most of the time I find myself attracted to women, does that make me strange? and for the record I don’t like giving hand jobs either.[/b][/quote]

Are you sure we never went out?

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[b]The new DVD is ……. there are no words to describe my Xtasy [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Aahhh, so *that’s* what you’re into.

–Aleck

[This message has been edited by Aleck (edited August 07, 2001).]

Personally I think the whole dispute got started because Americans prefferred ice tea to plain hot tea with no ice. Of course I mean tea with ice in it.. not the rapper “Ice Tee”, but then again I usually slept through history class, and that’s only when I came to school on time that early and only when I showed up. Coincidently my GPA was a 3.9 when I graduated. But it dropped when I went to art school [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img]

Btw, I’m very cute, but I have about the same luck getting laid that Xev does, so I feel a kinship to her character and I’m also a red-head. Sometimes .. *snif.. I guess pretty people can be lonely too [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img]

Well, I’ve never been to Maryland and I don’t drink and I’ve never.. “dated” so I doubt we ever “went out”. Besides I’m mostly a tease [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]

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-James T. Kirk

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Originally posted by lizard:
[b] Sad, I hate to tell ya..but the sinister, perverse carrots also like small furry animals (as seen in 4.04)!!!

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and carrots do emit a death cry when bitten in to… this has been a most interesting thread by the way [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]