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Songs for Lexxmas:

To the tune of ‘Holly Jolly Christmas’

Have a happy, wacky Lexxmas
Full of loveslaves and good cheer
Have a happy wacky lexxmas
With cluster lizards near
Have a happy wacky lexxmas
dead assasains and good beer!
As the plant lady hangs mistletoe
Xev’s off to find some men
The captain says ‘I dunno,
We’ll be almost killed again’