Top Ten things we will never hear on Lexx

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Stan: “Don’t kill my crew, they’ve done nothing wrong. I’m the one you want, take me.”

Xev: “I’ve realized that your lack of a body doesn’t have to prevent us from having a meaningful relationship, 790.”

Kai: “Ah, screw this. Just blow up the damn planet. The sooner the Lexx gets planet chunks to eat, the sooner we can head off to Nimbus 9. I call blondes and cannibals!”

790: “Can’t we all just get along?”

Time Prophet: “Actually, that was something of a mistake on my part. It’s really a straight line.”

Prince: “I’m very good with subtlety.”