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Here’s more lame Lexx humor from DalekTek790-
Things we will probably never hear on Lexx:
10. Wozard: “The thing is, in the Light Universe it’s not called a quarter pounder with cheese…”
9. Thodin: “I know what you’re thinking: did I fire five black packs, or six? Well, you gotta ask yourself a question: do you feel lucky? DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK?!?”
8. Mantrid: “What are you nuts or something?”
7. Poet Man: “Let’s do the time warp!”
6. Stan: “I think we can settle this problem in a way that will be beneficial to all parties, human and otherwise. This is a situation that requires careful thought. It is important that we consider all the possibilities before any action is taken.”
5. Kai: “Hi, I’m Kai. You might remember me as the destroyer of the Divine Order. I’m here today to tell you about a product that has helped me feel youthful, and vital again.”
4. 790: “Exterminate!”
3. Lyekka: “I like you…as a friend.”
2. Lexx: “This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.”
1. Zev: “I’m saving myself for marriage.”
Teehee!
5. Kai: “Hi, I’m Kai. You might remember me as the destroyer of the Divine Order. I’m here today to tell you about a product that has helped me feel youthful, and vital again.”
Let me guess: It’s guaranteed to boost your Lexx Life and it’s called Kaiagra!!!
(sorry, DT, could’nt resist it…)
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Let me guess: It’s guaranteed to boost your Lexx Life and it’s called Kaiagra!!!(sorry, DT, could’nt resist it…)
Everybody *collective groan*
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Originally posted by CBrate:
Everybody *collective groan*
Actually, I thought that remark was funny.
::will be looking for Kiagra in stores::
hee ha hoo leaftquote:
Originally posted by NB1:
Let me guess: It’s guaranteed to boost your Lexx Life and it’s called Kaiagra!!!(sorry, DT, could’nt resist it…)
“I have a lot of equipment, but it is not all functional.” -Kai, Lexx 3.06: K-Town.
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Originally posted by Dead Decapitated Fishhead:
Actually, I thought that remark was funny.
::will be looking for Kiagra in stores::
hee ha hoo leaft
Thanks DDF, to show my appreciation, I will be looking around for a fish body for you, but sorry, can’t bring you back to life. (You’re sorta the “Kai” of the sea, are’nt ya?) And Kai can certainly relate to the “decapitated” part, can’t he???
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Let me guess: It’s guaranteed to boost your Lexx Life and it’s called Kaiagra!!!(sorry, DT, could’nt resist it…)
“kiagra; guaranteed to raise the dead”
groan….sorry guys, have been detained elsewhere today,but i couldnt resist
Zactually, i would like to hear 790 yell “exterminate” as he makes a vain attempt at getting people away from his man
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Originally posted by FX:
“kiagra; guaranteed to raise the dead”
L.O.L.!
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Originally posted by Eva02soul:
Zactually, i would like to hear 790 yell “exterminate” as he makes a vain attempt at getting people away from his man
In Wake the Dead (I think) he said he would zap anyone who came too close to Xev with his lasar death rays.
One thing we’ll never hear is technobabble, wich is a very good thing indeed.
Stanely talking to LEXX:
“Lexx, blow up that planet.”“I am sorry Stanely, I cannot blow up that planet”
“Why not”
“Because there is a metaphasic particle cloud here emitting negative neutrinos which interferes with my particle accelerator and causes it to generate an excess amount of baryonic radiation that would react badly with the high concentration of quantum filaments and cause an inversed positronic burst of tachyons, that would be bad Stanely…. Stanely?”
“zzzz….”
“Stanely?!?”
*stanely wakes with a jerk*
“Huh, what Lexx?”quote:
Originally posted by His Divine Shadow:
One thing we’ll never hear is technobabble, wich is a very good thing indeed.
Astronaut: “So, how does your ship’s propulsion systems work? Chemical, plasma, ion, bussard apparatus…?”
Stan: “I don’t know.”
Astronaut: “How does the artificial gravity work, here?”
Stan: “I don’t know.”
Astronaut: “How do the food units synthesize the required proteins?”
Stan (trying to change the subject): “See him over there? He’s a robot.”
I think a conversation something like that occurred in Lyekka, highlighting Stan’s lack of technological knowledge.
Lexx has a tendancy to avoid scientific explanations, since part of the premise of the show is the idea that the Lexx’s crew are people who under ordinary circumstances would not be operating a starship.
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In Wake the Dead (I think) he said he would zap anyone who came too close to Xev with his lasar death rays.
Yeah, it was Wake the Dead. Oh, how I wish my computer had laser death rays!
(On the other hand, I’m glad it hasen’t fallen in love with anyone, or tried to kill me)
Yet….
What about
Lexx Producers/Cast Members “Hey! Lets do a 5th Season!”
Other Things you probably won’t ever hear on Lexx….
Stan: ” Now young lady, put your clothes back on!!”
Kai: I love you, Xev…
Xev: You guys go down to that planet, I think I’m gonna stay on the Lexx tonite and read.
Giggerotta: I’ve become a vegetarian.
Xev: “Not tonight, I have a headache”
Kai: “I feel as if my feelings aren’t being validated here”
Prince: “I’m sorry, that’d just be wrong. I can’t”
Stan: “I like you, but can’t we just be friends?”
Ooh, I’ve got more…
Stan: “Don’t kill my crew, they’ve done nothing wrong. I’m the one you want, take me.”
Xev: “I’ve realized that your lack of a body doesn’t have to prevent us from having a meaningful relationship, 790.”
Kai: “Ah, screw this. Just blow up the damn planet. The sooner the Lexx gets planet chunks to eat, the sooner we can head off to Nimbus 9. I call blondes and cannibals!”
790: “Can’t we all just get along?”
Time Prophet: “Actually, that was something of a mistake on my part. It’s really a straight line.”
Prince: “I’m very good with subtlety.”
You guys might want to wander over here and submit your funnies
http://lexxlists.tripod.com/Submissions.htmquote:
Originally posted by DalekTek790:
Prince: “I’m very good with subtlety.”
I don’t know, we heard Prince say “I’m good with butterflies” and who saw that one coming, before he mention his butterfly collection?
But all the others were hysterical.
Kai:”The dead do poo. What,you believed me when I said they don’t. Frickin’ idiot.”
Stan:”What,a chance for cheap tawdry sex? No thanks,I’m a man of principles.”
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Originally posted by the Frey:
You guys might want to wander over here and submit your funnies
http://lexxlists.tripod.com/Submissions.htm
Thanks for the link, Frey.
How about the one that pretty much started everything off…
On the Cluster…
Stan: Sorry, wrong code.
Ship Captain: I can’t remember the code.
Stan: Oh well that’s ok then. Yeah, don’t worry about it, nobody asks for code anymore. Come right on in. I Worship His Shadow.
[ 27-11-2001: Message edited by: Al B ]
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