predictions please, part II
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Originally posted by Flamegrape:
I could not have said it better myself. You put my knowledge of Subgenius lore to shame. I am forced to admit that I barely deserve the title of Reverend.
Oh, phooey. Knowledge of doctrine and lore is no prerequisite for Priestdom. It helps if you’re making some comparison between the CotSG and some other something-or-other, but it’s useless otherwise. Remember your instructions from the first Book, Grasshopper — commit the entire text to memory, and then [b]forget it all[/b]. You’ve merely followed the path of least resistance by choosing not to memorize the entire book, and proceeded to the next step! Slack! And as for deserving the title Reverend…Ask yourself this: Are you abnormal? Have you given your money to “Bob”? If you can answer “yes” to both questions, then you deserve the title.
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The Supreme Beans need to be nominated for Sainthood in the Church of the Subgenius. Or perhaps, by “Bob”, we can do it ourselves. They are saints because it is self-evident. I know I will be preaching this from now on.
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Well, according to one of the tenets of the CotSG, anything you or I say is immediately considered (at least temporarily) Official Church Doctrine, so preach it to the heavens, FG! Spread the gospel among all Subs! Let them know what they’re missing!
–Aleck
[ 16-04-2002: Message edited by: Aleck ]