My thoughts on the Metaphysics of S3

The problem with Fire and Water is that Prince is a jerk. Look what he did to poor Stan! Stanley Tweedle was a well-meaning benevolent person who has just shown poor judgment in a few situations. Prince sent him to Fire because he was mad that Stan didn’t blow up Water like he wanted him to. And I’m sure something similar happened to Schlemmi. Schlemmi was evil, but Prince sent him to Water just to shake things up a little in Gametown. Prince breaks the rules and does things just to cause chaos.

It’s not about there being some fundamental flaw in the Universe, it’s about Prince being a jackass.