list of things not to do before going to bed. part 3

OMG and LOL!!!!!!!!
No, the new Starfleet dress code would be
1. Hot pink shorts for men.
2. A sash proclaiming rank for both genders.
3. Make-up allowed but has to be put on by Worf (because Worf wants to get in touch with his feminine side!)
4. Hairdos like Londo’s or afros or mohawks for both genders.
5. Thigh-high boots with nineteen-inch heel for women. No heel for men.
6. Women would have to wear black-and-purple-and-yellow-and-red hippie skirts.
7. I’ll go with the cone bras as well, but they HAVE to be silver.
8. Long, big, dangly earrings with a bunch of rubies at the end.

[ 13-03-2002: Message edited by: Smartass 2002 ]