Posted 1st January 1970 by Mary shouldn’t be allowed pets!!! › Forums › Other Forums › LaughterHouse-5 › Mary shouldn’t be allowed pets!!! › Mary shouldn’t be allowed pets!!! 30th November 2002 at 9:05 am #59624 AnonymousGuest An old one: Mary had a little lamb Till her father shot it dead Now she carries it to school Between two loaves of bread!