Mary shouldn’t be allowed pets!!!

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  • #37923
    Rag
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    Mary had a little lamb,
    She kept it in a bucket,
    Every time she left the room,
    The dog came in to lift it out.

    Wait there’s more (sorry).

    Mary had a little lamb,
    She also had a duck,
    She kept them on the mantlepiece
    to see if they would help each other climb down.

    I’ve got a good mind to phone the RSPCA!

    #59623
    Anonymous
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    This a PG rated forum!

    That means, no swear words like ****, ****, **** or even **** are allowed.

    So remember folks, keep your mouths clean, and I wouldn’t have to soap them out!

    #59624
    Anonymous
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    An old one:

    Mary had a little lamb
    Till her father shot it dead
    Now she carries it to school
    Between two loaves of bread!

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