Re:You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If…….

Pinched some of these from PlanetMike 🙂

* You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.”

* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

* Your business cards read “Billy Bob, Jedi Master”.

* Your Y-wing fighter has a bumper sticker that reads “My other fighter is an X-wing”.

* When your sister wears her metallic bikini, you insist she travels by clinging to you while swinging on a rope.

* Your land-speeder has a bumper sticker that reads “Protected by Smith & Wesson Light Sabers”

* If you hear … “Billy Bob, I am your father … AND your uncle!”