Belly up to the bar, Drinks are on me!
Damn, I missed the show again. I always show up late to these things. Hey, my money means more here so I’will buy another round for all!!!! Me, I drink Grape Crushes in shot and regular drink form. Anyone want shots? Nooo!! No Maddog for me guys; look where that got the last guy who was here; fertilizing the plants.
I will not tolerate anyone singing Feelings okay; that will cause me to seriously RALF!!!
So there was dancing and romancing while before. How sweet!!! You got to remember though that they’ll promise you the moon before and give you the finger after. No thank you. That’s why for me the conversation is free but anything else will cost you more than you can afford.
Oy Vay! However, I’ll play matchmaker for the rest of you if you need it. You first have to tell me if you want Mr. /Ms Right or Mr./ Ms. RIGHT NOW. You know that itch you just got to scratch. No, Not THAT itch; and no I do not need to see your rash.
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Mandara K