Belly up to the bar, Drinks are on me!
[i]Sitting at the bar, too drunk to notice his brother having a mineral water with a lady, too drunk to notice the jealous ladies holding clubs with nails in behiind the lady, super_joe_yamaman surveys the generally gloomy mood in the bar,not including his brother’s date’s bliss nor the jealousy of the ladies behind her.[/i]
Sheeeeeeeeesh, why is, hmmm? Whyis everybodydy so gloody bloomy t’night, hey? I mean, this is a pub, for wossname’s sake! Evybroddy’sh shupposed t’ be happy,laughing, kittens in a field fulla lambs with flour in their curls,that sorta thing!
Rallight, thatsh it, I’ma gonanana pub upthis brighten even if it’sh the lasht wossname I thingy.
[i]super_joe_yamaman steps up to the karaoke machine. Luckily for him, Lars is in the bathroom.[/i]
Yeah, uh, uh
Yeah
It’s the world’s greatest
It’s the world’s greatest
C’mon, yeah
The world’s greatest
I am a mountain, I am a tall tree, oh
I am a swift wind sweepin’ the country
I am a river down in the valley, oh
I am a vision and I can see clearly
If anybody asks you who I am
Just stand up tall
Look ’em in the face and say
I’m that star up in the sky
I’m that mountain peak up high
Hey, I made it
I’m the world’s greatest
And I’m that little bit of hope
When my back’s against the ropes
I can feel it
I’m the world’s greatest
(The world’s greatest, yo)
(The world’s greatest ever)
I am a giant, I am an eagle, oh
I am a lion, down in the jungle
I am a marchin’ band, I am the people, oh
I am a helping hand, I am a hero
If anybody asks you who I am
Just stand up tall
Look ’em in the face and say
I’m that star up in the sky
I’m that mountain peak up high
Hey, I made it
I’m the world’s greatest
And I’m that little bit of hope
When my back’s against the ropes
I can feel it
I’m the world’s greatest
In the ring of life I’ll reign love
And the world will notice a king
When all is darkest, I’ll shine a light
And use a success you’ll find in me
I’m that star up in the sky
I’m that mountain peak up high
Hey, I made it
I’m the world’s greatest
And I’m that little bit of hope
When my back’s against the ropes
I can feel it
I’m the world’s greatest
I’m that star up in the sky
I’m that mountain peak up high
Hey, I made it
I’m the world’s greatest
And I’m that little bit of hope
When my back’s against the ropes
I can feel it
I’m the world’s greatest
I’m that star up in the sky
I’m that mountain peak up high
Hey, I made it
I’m the world’s greatest
And I’m that little bit of hope
When my back’s against the ropes
I can feel it
I’m the world’s greatest
I saw the light
At the end of a tunnel
Believe in the pot of gold
At the end of the rainbow
And faith was right there
To pull me through, yeah
Used to be locked doors
Now I can just walk on through
Hey, uh, hey, hey, hey
It’s the greatest
I’m that star up in the sky
I’m that star up in the sky
I’m that mountain peak up high
Hey, I made it
I’m the world’s greatest
And I’m that little bit of hope
When my back’s against the ropes
I can feel it
I’m the world’s greatest
[i]super_joe_yamaman, steps down from the mike. Although there are tears in his eyes, there is also a smile on his face. “Dedicated to Mohammed Ali, MY hero” he whispers.[/i]