Belly up to the bar, Drinks are on me!
[i]Tables crash and glasses smash as super_joe_yamaman dances his little jig of joy now the karaoke machine is fixed. JOE-YAMA-SUPERHUMAN smiles indulgently at his brother’s antics.[/i]
[img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]Ah, happy day, for mine sibling hath emerged from his grevious melancholy. I do, however apologise for the damage he doth cause in his capers. mayhap these will pay for the damages? [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
[i]In a blinding flash of light, JOE-YAMA-SUPERHUMAN emerges holding a flaming sword, white robes under platemail armour with a burning halo, accompanied by the Heven March, the divine answer to the Hell March[/i]
Ooops. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
[i]In ANOTHER flash of light, JOE-YAMA-SUPERHUMAN turns back into the utterly perfect opposite of his brother, with the exception of a bag of diamonds in his hand.[/i]
[img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]Would this suffice to finance repairs? [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
[i]With diamonds in his hand that could not only fix up the bar, but remodel it to rival the Ritz and build an entire chain of the things in his hands, the bartender could only nod silently.[/i]
[img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]Excellent! And I am sure that there is enough here to buy every person in this place a beverage, especially those two ladies ladies of quality who unfortunately risk their beauty in strife. Wouldst thou please accept my offer of drink freely given as a peace overture betwixt the two of thee? [img]images/smiles/icon_cool.gif[/img]
[i]Meanwhile, super_joe_yamaman has reached the karaoke machine. Lars has shut himself in the bathroom with wax in his ears[/i]
Arlight eb’ryvody, get redee for shome sherious sig….sim….MUSIC! A-One, A-Two, errr…. nevermind. Neverw’nted t’ cooont awynay. Goooooo Let’ssssssssssssssss!
[i]Wif de wortsh to summthing by Sheline Doin onna de skrin….[/i]
If I had a perfect day
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy
Yeah
Then I’d meet up with my friends
Head out to the game again
We don’t even really care who wins
Now excitement seems to grow
When we’re hangin’ with the bro’s
When we’re chillin’ and we pound a case of Stroh’s
Now the game is cool to see
You can “High 5” on TV
Count the riot on the one two three
Operation is in sight
And the field is open wide
When you break it then you know you’re still alive
If the cops don’t make you pay
And you make your getaway
Then you know
That’s one fine day
On that day before we’re through
We could torch a car or two
Then have ourselves another tall boy
Yeah
Water hoses and batons
That’s the real game that’s on
I don’t really give a **** who wins
Now excitement seems to grow
When we’re hangin’ with the bro’s
When we’re chillin’ and we pound a case of Stroh’s
Now the game is cool to see
You can “High 5” on TV
Count the riot on the one two three
Operation is in sight
And the field is open wide
When you break it then you know you’re still alive
If the cops don’t make you pay
And you make your getaway
Then you know
That’s one fine day
I believe it’s my god-given right
To destroy everything in my sight
Cause it never gets dull, it never gets old
The only thing it gets is more bold
Drinkin’, fightin’, going to the game
In our world it’s a way to stay sane
If you’re asking me
To have it my way, I’d say that’s
One fine day
Now excitement seems to grow
When we’re hangin’ with the bro’s
When we’re chillin’ and we pound a case of Stroh’s
Now the game is cool to see
You can “High 5” on TV
Count the riot on the one two three
Operation is in sight
And the field is open wide
When you break it then you know you’re still alive
If the cops don’t make you pay
And you make your getaway
Then you know
That’s one fine day
Now THAT’sh whttaicall music!