Posted 1st January 1970
Belly up to the bar, Drinks are on me! part 2 (originally po
Allow me.
[i]Nosferatu stares at the bartender mystically and waves his hand[/i]
You will give us drinks for free.
[i]Bartender/Watto flies over and says[/i]
“NO,I WON’T!!”
You will gives us drinks for free.
“NO,I WON’T!! WHAT? YOU THINK YOUR A JEDI OR SOMETHING?!!”
Actually, I’m a vampire, but…
“SHUT UP! MIND TRICKS DON’T WORK ON ME!! ONLY MONEY!”
All I have are Republic Credits…
“THEN SCREW YOU!!”
Oh, well, sorry girls. I tried. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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“I will make your neck a chalice and drink deep.” -Spike (James Marsters)
“We are the Powerful.” -Lestat
“I will suck every drop of your juice.” -Vlad