Belly up to the bar, Drinks are on me! part 2 (originally po
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you’re chewin’ on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best, and…
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the light side of life
When life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you’re feeling in the dumps, don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle, that’s the thing, and…
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
For life is quite absurd and death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it it’s your last chance, anyhow, so…
Always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life’s a piece of **** when you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke it’s true
You’ll see it’s all a show, keep ‘em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you, and…
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the right side of life
Always look on the bright side of life…….
And now for something completely different…
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you
I love to hear you oralise
When I’m between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face, and let my lips embrace you
I’ll sit on your face and then I love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces and all sorts of places and play till we’re blown away……