Brigadoom vs The Game

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I would have to say that in a real contest between Brigadoom and the Game, I would have to give it to the Game.

Brigadoom would take the lead in the contest quite early, and would likely hold it for a considerable time. After all, their cast has bodies, are brightly coloured, and move around a lot in intricate ways.

In contrast, the Game is just a bunch of heads. ‘Ha!’ The Brigadoom players would
go, ‘we mock you with our monkey pants!’

Oh wait, wrong series.

‘We mock you with our elaborate costumes and hairstyles and bodies full of limbs!’ The Brigadoom players would go and the Game-sters would wail and gnash their teeth and turn around in circles like they do when they’re frustrated.

But, I think I’d have to say that the Brigadoom players have no staying power. Sooner or later, they’d be distracted by some shiny object and start singing about that. All that choreagraphy is very nice, but does it control a board? Nope.

In contrast, the Gamesters, notwithstanding their really crap hats, are steady players. They finish what they started, and they’ll stick with it through to the bitter end.

Also, the Gamesters are far more organized in pursuing their goal. As the Brigadoom players dance back and forth, the Game players would be relentlessly making their moves.

And of course, the Game players are all heavily armed. What’s the closest thing to a weapon the Brigadoom players have? Their pennant flags? The Master of Ceremonies walking stick? Give me a break, one shot with a mace or battle ax and they’re toast.

Superior armament and an emphasis on organized tactical maneuvers would win the day. The Brigadoom players would dance their hearts out, but in the end, when cornered and confronted with a couple of
knights and rooks with axes and bludgeons, what are they going to do: Sing?

I don’t think that’s going to work. Nope, one by one, the Game players would corner the Brigadoom players and slaughter them in really bloody ways. It might take a long long time, but that’s the way it would turn out.

The end

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