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Dont force the animals

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25th October 2002 at 7:47 pm #63931
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Another junky pet warning. If you and the cat were on a heavy sesh the night before and ‘Mr Tiddles’ is looking a bit ‘morning after’, DO NOT TRY AND HELP BY SLIPPING AN ASPRIN IN HIS BREAKFAST!!!!

I assure you he won’t appreciate it. In fact it will result in you having to find a shoe box and a shovel.

I am reliably informed that Vodka has a similar effect, apart from the fact that he/she will go ape**** for about 20 minutes before lying down for a very, very long time. No, much, much longer than that.

Seriously, don’t try this at home.

[No cats were harmed during the typing of this item]