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Hoooookay. Garden left me rattled. Poor Xev aimlessly wandering and tripping her brains out, Stan, with his smooth plant-lover Lyekka back, Kai in a bath of Spanish moss and Scarlet Macaw droppings… good grief.

I was very interested in the gardener. How in the world she had convinced Kai so easily to try decaying? He seems really put off. I can hear his thoughts – “Stan and Xev don’t need me anymore, so I might as well follow this sexless gal with soil under her fingernails and attempt oblivion by slowly rotting to death for the benefit of her garden.” Uh, is he getting desparate, or what?! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img]

Xev’s box trip was disappointing; I was hoping for a longer explanation.
Stan’s hopelessly inept at explaining anything, as usual. Frankly I would have taken that watering can, and shoved it into the labia-lip plant and said “See? Now WE will do it, just like that…”

Also, I noticed that the gardeners were eyeing ALL of the crew as possible fertilzer— And What was that glowing blue goo on those mushrooms?! I’d love to make up a batch of those for the next Lexx party I throw.
MY husband has taken to being excited about watching this, he even shouted at the TV screen – (his desparation stems from viewing the death of Aerin Sun on Farscape) He practically stood up as he whined – “Please, oh please, find Xev, oh, god, find her you idiots!” I was tickled. I think he’s really starting to get attached to Lexx.
Anybody got a blonde wig that I could borrow lying around? *hinthint!* [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

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~~~Rustam~~~ “Help me, Lexx is eating my brain!”~~~~

[This message has been edited by Rustam (edited 01-30-2001).]