Kai and Company (cont.)
**takes Haagen-Dazs with trembling exhausted hands and again glares at the new windows she [b]already[/b] hates** Thank you peeps, perhaps, it is the contractors who need to be caned? Swarmy, shameless, motherless, sons of things that crawl in dark, smelly places! (I spit in their general direction! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]) Carpenters, I can understand; I used to work as one. But, these contractors, ughhhh!!!! They gall me.
I had to speak to one (he got her upset with the wrong plans) my mother had contracted for work on her house. He made me so livid I told him, “somebody better make this woman happy very soon or everybody’s gonna be [b]equally[/b] unhappy!” She called me and told me the poor man was afraid to come back to the house with any more bad news. He was right to be. The creep took advantage of her because of her age and inexperience. Now, where are dead assassins when you really need them, I ask you? Huh?
“You are Contractor Sneedly? You have taken advantage of widows and used shoddy building supplies and given false estimates? You have hereby been ordered terminated VERY PAINFULLY AND VERY SLOWLY. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
[This message has been edited by BlackCloud (edited May 07, 2001).]