list of things not to do before going to bed. part 3

[Anonymous]

*new starfleet dress code*
1)hair- to be styled in the same manner as a toilet brush
2)uniform-men- y-fronts (blue with approriate colour trim for section (e.g yellow for engineering)). 8-eyelet Dr Marten Boots (tartan). Madonna-style cone bra
women- pink bloomers, lime green vest top.
elton john ’70s platforms
3)make up is allowed under the new code, but must be applied by a chimp wearing boxing gloves
4)jewellery must be gothic- please refer to metal/rock magazines for details. all vulcan personnel must wear the largest pair of earrings possible. this will aid in disguising their ears on away missions
5) if socks are worn by either sex, they must be knee high, and black & white striped