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Originally posted by FX:
erm, i’m afraid to ask, but what are the cat handcuffs for? [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
FX, you never heard of cat handcuffs?, they are very rarely used, but sometimes you have no choice but to handcuff your moggy to the kitchen table.
It’s dangerous to do so, as you will get scratched in a vicious assault, but when the moggy has them on, it all becomes worthwhile.
It is the ultimate deterrent to cat problems, cat’s love their freedom, and if they’ve been bad, then you slap those cuffs on and read it it’s rights, the cat never offends again.
But they are unusual cases where the cat manages to pick the lock with one of it’s claws and escapes, although this is very rare.
Like Aleck, I had a cat that committed numerous acts of criminal behaviour, vandalism, extortion, racketering and espionage to name but a few, but it always had penchant for burglary.
There seemed no hope, until I happened upon these handcuffs, unfortunately, my cat was bad to the bone, and went on to commit further crimes…so I ate it!!!
Squishy
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