Magic Baby *Spoilers*
Alrighty let’s wrap this thing up, sorry for the delay I had 2 tests and a lab report [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
The cryopod opens and Vlad steps out.
Back on the bridge, Stan is trying to find a way to fly the Lexx without the key. Since 790 is able to interface with complex macinery, he figures that they can use the part of the Lexx that takes commands from the key “The other half of the key” to fly Lexx away from Earth and pich Vlad (Kai wanted to wait until they could controal Lexx to do it). So they head off to try.
Xev and the Druid are getting aquianted (why she dosen’t realize that every man she has the oppertunity to lay is killed quickly and decide to speed things up is beyond me). He explains groupies “Kinda like a loveslave, you see a groupie really digs the men behind the music. When a groupie is alone with a rockstar, she gives off a certain vibe which I am beginning to sense from you darlin'”
Back at Lexx’s particle accelerator, nothing is working except they almost blow up the Earth twice and take out the space station (I think) and a satallite. Ho-hum. Stan decides it’s useless and wants to try and go find Lykyya. Kai points out that she might not be alive. “Then what or who could’a killed them? Oh no” Stan says; “Then why didn’t you say somthing sooner?” “You did not ask the appropriate question” “Well the next time I don’t ask the appropriate question, would you please respond to the context?” And what do you think Kai says? I’ll bet you’ll never geuss that he says-
“The dead do not respond to context” [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]
Vlad is up and about and enslaving the moth breeders.
The Druid/rockstar is – singing. A really annoying song that got stuck in my head, to the tune of the Time Prophet song in Brigadoon (The lyrics are at the bottom of the post if you want them). “Are you ready for a blast from the past artist groupie lizard queen?” “A blast from your past!” When he is finished with his song (hilarious song but annoying) and they are about to get it on Vlad shows up “Hey, a three way” he yells. The viscious Vlad has other ideas and bites him. Xev moves, ducking behind pillars. “Since I cannot enslave you, and your blood is different than human’s, I will kill you” and she does. “Kai” Xev moans as she slumps forward.
Kai is checking on the moths. They’ve been killed by a sharp insturment but there are no moth breeders in sight. “Where are all the breeders?” asks Stan. “I do not know Stanley”. Stan decides to check on Xev. (Oh, btw the Druidic priest has been following them around if you wondered where he was)
They find Xev, dead. “Her flesh is still warm” observes Kai. He tells Stan to leave the Lexx and destroy the space shuttles. It is Kai’s fight, even though he expects to die-erm-be destroyed. “But first we freeze Xev” Stan insists. Kai dosen’t approve, Xev is dead, but he agrees.
We cut to Vlad, she picks up 790 “Where is Kai?” “Gone, far away. He said he didn’t like the Lexx and was never coming back, I think he shot himself into the sun. You should go after him and do the same!” She throws hi-her off the bridge, screaming “I love you Kai all the way down” but dosen’t break.
Stan and the Druid priest are leaving, accompanied by Kai. “Do not try to be a hero Stanley” “Don’t worry, I’ve never been much good at being a hero” Stan says. As they walk past the bridge, Kai notices Vlad flying above them. “Run Stanley”. Vlad lands. Kai shoots but she flicks his brace away. “C’mon buddy we gotta go” Stan says to the priest, who has another idea. With a great battle cry (o.k, he chants ‘Owm owm owm’ quickly’) he attacks Vlad with the staff. She kills him, but as he falls off the bridge he yells “Stanley, the staff has the power”. Stan buys none of it and trys to leave but the moth is dead. To make matters worse the Druid/rockstar guy shows up and trys to strangle him. “Kaii” Stan yells.
Kai, shooting and then rolling away before she can fire back, is fighting Vladdie. She just flicks the brace away though. He hears Stan and turns to help, but Vlad blocks his way. “Why do you care about him, divine assaisain? Why do you care about anything?” “I do not care about him” “You act as if you do” “You act, as if you cared about me” Kai snarls. “I do care about you. I care about your destruction” (Aww, Vlad has a hard time getting in touch with her true feelings [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]). Kai finds an oppertunity to fire and kill the rockstar/Druid, but this give Vlad a chance to hook on to him with her brace. She proceeds to- to- to walk the dog (a yo-yo tecnique, she hurls him around the room) with Kaiolicious! [img]images/smiles/icon_mad.gif[/img]
Stan hears 790 yelling for him. He climbs down. They have a heart to heart chat and decide to go blow up the space shuttle and escape, as Kai told Stan to. 790 is actually helpfull and tells Stan how to release the fuel for one of the shuttles “Push the big button that says fuel release” and how to fly the other shuttle “Push the big button and when the green light comes on press the lever forward and start steering”. Alas to no avail. Stan is attacked by moth breeders and dragged to the bridge.
Vlad has given up throwing Kai around and proceeds to – oh my virgin ears! [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]- ‘drain his juice’ when Stan shows up. “Goodbye Kai” he says mournfully “Goodbye Stanley”. Vlad um- penetrates him and um, somehow this makes her shake.Stan breaks free of the moth breeders. He sees the staff and, remembering the priest’s words, plunges it into Vlad. “I will get to you” she says as Stan stabs again “After I have finished my meal” He stabs harder. “I worship his divine shadow” she says and turns into dust. The staff disappears. “My protoblood Stanley, get my protoblood”.
Later on the bridge, Stan discusses saving Xev with Kai. “Xev is dead. She cannot be saved.” “Would you please try to be a little bit more positive about things?” “The dead are rarely positive about things”
After using the protien regenerator to no avail and ignoring 790’s suggestion to “Trask the bitch, eject her into space. In a respectfull way, of course” and Kai’s observation that “What you want is beyond the realm of the possible” Stan says “Well then let’s try the impossible”. “Like what?” Kai asks. “I don’t know. All I know is that she’s my friend and I want her back”. “I understand Stanley” Kai says. They close the cryopod and the camera fades to black.
WARNING THIS SONG MIGHT GET STUCK IN YOUR HEA
Can you feel, really feel, the feeling deep inside?
Whats it all about when it slides in and out? its magic magic baby
I don’t know but I’ve been told
I’ve been told many times
That the feeling you get when you’re slippery and wet
It’s magic magic baby
Slight of hand and flick of wrist
You can feel it too
With one little squeeze it’s gaurunteed to please
It’s magic magic baby
And then Vlad stops the show.
[ 03-10-2001: Message edited by: Hypatia ]