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Originally posted by Hypatia:
Little did Squishy know that Hypatia did not send a real man as messanger. Rather, she had sent an elaboritly constructed hologram.After explaining this to the world, everybody calmed down. But after hearing of Squishy’s guard’s feast on the POWs, the world turned against Squishy.
(Incidentally, the POWs were merely holograms of clones, so no-one was hurt. Only Squishy’s guards, who came down with indigestion.)But there was still the defeat of her army to deal with. Hypatia quickly thought up a plan.
There was only one thing to do. Hypatia stepped into her modified lusticon, and added the right amount of clusterlizard DNA, ala Xev. Stepping out, Hypatia paused to look at her reflection.
“That’s one way to lose that last 5 pounds” she grinned. But more importantly, she was now part clusterlizard.
After supervising the evacuation of her lab to the secret bases on Europa, Mars, and the other top secret place, Hypatia stepped into her helicopter, and headed off to discuss Squishy’s terms.
That was a mean and evil trick Hypatia, my cluster lizards were starving from you cutting off our supply lines, and then to add insult to injury by sending holograms just beggars belief.
I have contacted leaders throughout the world to explain that the feast had only taken place because of your cruelty, I then showed them pictures of my guard writhing in agony after eating light projections, some of them may never recover, and it will cost the state millions in nursing them back to health from the effects of post-holographic syndrome.
Many of them now believe that they are for instance Napolean, Janet Jackson or the Pope. It is sickening to see these once proud warriors conducting mass and dirty dancing, these are cluster lizards for god’s sake, it’s not as if they can go on tour or take a vow of celibacy…I hope your proud of what you have done to them.
My favourite general seems worst hit, he’s taken to parading around in a dress and calling himself Marilyn.
Your plan to change your DNA was inspired, but you are no cluster lizard, ok my lizards may be a horny bunch, but I’ve told them that if they chase after you in a love frenzy…they will be shot.
And there is one thing you won’t be prepared for, and that is the overwhelming desire to eat brains, and as most of your companions are human you will find it difficult to restrain yourself from eating them. Whereas I only have other lizards nearby, and we don’t eat our own kind.
I’m glad you have come to your senses over terms of surrender, but I’m not sure now is the best time, as I am still fuming over what you did to my guard, but bring a nice bouquet of flowers and some chocolates and I might consider it!!!
In the meantime I will taking a tour of my facilities on the Triton moon, to check on my battalion of Robo-lizards, the ultimate marriage of technology and cluster lizard…they make the Borg look like boy scouts.
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