Re:Sex: The Final Frontier
I’d like to see Barbarella added to the crew, and the over 50 male astronaut isn’t a bad idea… I’m thinking good old Saint Nick in case there are any pesky Martians about. After all, [url=http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/]Santa Claus [i]Conquered[/i] the Martians[/url]… Come to think of it, that would be a recipe for Lust in Space. Given time with Barbarella, I don’t think Santa would be quite so saintly anymore. She’d be all over him faster than he could say, “Ho, ho, ho.” Or more likely it would be vice versa… Santa would express his interest to which she’d reply, “Make love? But no one’s done that for hundreds of centuries!”
But really, an all woman crew would be the obvious answer. I’d rather see Majel Barret as Number One (the science officer) from the Star Trek pilot, The Cage.