Posted 1st January 1970
Stan the Man
quote:
Originally posted by Flamegrape:
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[i]”That sounds like my buddy, Ol’ Kentucky Shark, of Kentucky Nightmare Talkshow Liquor Corporation! Once I made a documentary about sharks and why they explode. I made it for public television, but they told me it was stupid and grossly inaccurate. Why do sharks explode? This is because sometimes their brains and sexual organs are made out of M-80’s. Sometimes, to attract mates, a shark will explode. And sometimes they explode just to attract giant killer bees.”[/i]
“Ha-HA! Crack a window, will ya, Willie? Crack open ALL the windows!”
–Aleck