Subgenius address update
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Originally posted by Dragula:
I must confess that I still have no idea what its all about…….I just cant figure out if its an extremely big joke or what…..
Maybe Im just slow…. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]
It’s an elaborate joke disguised as a mind-control cult.
Or…was it that it was a mind-control cult disguised as an elaborate joke?
I forget, if it even matters.
Was proto-SubG P.T. Barnum foretelling the Church’s presence when he said, “There’s a sucker born every minute?”
Or was the great SubG prophet George Clinton delivering the ultimate message of the Church when he said, “Free your mind and your ass will follow?”
Could BOTH be right?
Only “Bob” knows, and he ain’t tellin’, unless you’re able to scrutinize that inscrutable gaze of his.
The only way to be sure is to send $30 to the Subgenius Foundation, PO Box 204206, Austin, TX, 78720-4206. “Bob” will be able to whiffread your psychic pstench from your method of payment and glean whether or not you’re a Sub or a Pink. If it’s not a joke, then there’s a good chance that you’ll make it onto the Pleasure Saucers of the Sex Goddesses. If it *is* a joke, then you’ll know at long last whether or not the joke is on *you*…
At any rate, joke or no, the SubG will be the ones laughing…
Either all the way to the bank, or all the way into space.
–Aleck