Things Not To Do Before Going To Bed; Part Four!
ok, it’s be a while…
not that you chaps would appreciate what a gross spectacle this would be, or the fact that this has got to be the ulimate horror…the stuff of legendary nightmares… the other half told me a story the other day about some of the things his boss got up to last weekend. it involves Pernod & Southern Comfort, and a boat. apparently he was soooo poodled, at one point he was at the front of this boat doing the Kate Winslet bit from ‘Titanic’, wearing nothing but a wooly hat & a pair of rigger boots. a laugh, you may say- until you realise this guy gives new meaning to the saying/song “who’s ate all the pies?” charity, world record attempt largest in the world steak & kidney.. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] and then, once back in harbour, he was still so drunk, he was running around the pub with no trousers on. yes i know this all might not scare you, but the thought of it all certainly makes me cringe thinking about it!! (i hope the other half doesn’t think it’d be fun to show him this site one day. he doesn’t know my password, but he knows my log-in name…be on the look-out for snooklepie saying things like “Lexx is crap” – it isn’t me, honest!! some people like getting their own back!!)