Posted 1st January 1970 by dgrequeen things not to do when drunk › Forums › Other Forums › The Pub › things not to do when drunk › things not to do when drunk 19th March 2002 at 8:51 pm #63042 dgrequeenParticipant Never try to change clothes without turning the lights on. You will walk into a lighted room, and invariably something will be turned inside out. Never try to write your mother a letter. Better yet, don’t *call*, either.