thoughts on next season….Anyone?
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Originally posted by DalekTek790:
[b]What “Lexx” needs is less violence, less sex, and more morals.
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Well, I agree! 100%! Indeed, that should be their opening show of season four. Xev is wearing ankle-length dress with a frilly, high-necked collar. Stanley and Xev, having found planet Moralis, where the doctors set them up with libido-dampening drugs, are no longer slaves of their sexual desires. They spend lots of time doing needlepoint and playing “I Spy.” Kai, well, he’s been sealed in his cryopod and dumped into the deepest regions of the Lexx, to go dry of protoblood and waste away. Because, face it, he can’t be made unsexy and he was making Xev use up too much of their libido-killing reserves. Even the Lexx has had a makeover and now resembles a cute, winsome butterfly, and not a…eh, you know. **blush** [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/redface.gif[/img]
[I don’t think so! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/cool.gif[/img]]
Zoom out to find Stan and Xev, manacled to an evil life-essence sucking machine, being drained of all of their vital life-forces. The machine, the Kiljoiatron, is leaving them helpless, in a mundane, soul-draining illusionary landscape (not unlike Iowa), while they remain trapped in their minds. That is, until Kai, who had been sealed in his cryopod and tossed into Lexx’ belly, is freed after 790 communicates with the Lexx and causes it to excrete excess tummy acids, which eat through the cryopod, freeing Kai. Kai promptly returns and braces every villain onboard, heads and limbs rolling every which way. Unfortunately, his brace goes astray and hits one of the control panels, leaving Xev trapped mentally inside the machine. Kai, must now enter the machine and her illusion, freeing her the only way he can; overpowering the machine by romantically overpowering Xev, **insert torrid love scene**
thus, freeing her! Whoo-Hoo!
Oh, yeh, I agree about that whole morals, sex, violence thing…as long as it only lasts the first 15min. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]
{sorry, to all those from Iowa who think it’s groovy)
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