Top Ten things we will never hear on Lexx

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One thing we’ll never hear is technobabble, wich is a very good thing indeed.

Stanely talking to LEXX:
“Lexx, blow up that planet.”

“I am sorry Stanely, I cannot blow up that planet”

“Why not”

“Because there is a metaphasic particle cloud here emitting negative neutrinos which interferes with my particle accelerator and causes it to generate an excess amount of baryonic radiation that would react badly with the high concentration of quantum filaments and cause an inversed positronic burst of tachyons, that would be bad Stanely…. Stanely?”

“zzzz….”

“Stanely?!?”

*stanely wakes with a jerk*
“Huh, what Lexx?”