Posted 1st January 1970
Top Ten things we will never hear on Lexx
Ooh, I’ve got more…
Stan: “Don’t kill my crew, they’ve done nothing wrong. I’m the one you want, take me.”
Xev: “I’ve realized that your lack of a body doesn’t have to prevent us from having a meaningful relationship, 790.”
Kai: “Ah, screw this. Just blow up the damn planet. The sooner the Lexx gets planet chunks to eat, the sooner we can head off to Nimbus 9. I call blondes and cannibals!”
790: “Can’t we all just get along?”
Time Prophet: “Actually, that was something of a mistake on my part. It’s really a straight line.”
Prince: “I’m very good with subtlety.”