What is Lyekka saying, anyway?
In case anyone cares…
I wrote a humerous play about sci-fi fandom for my Advanced Public Speaking class, and I incorperated this discussion into it. Here is an excerp-
[i]DANE: Okay, if you’re so good at hearing things, tell me what Lyekka said to Mantrid in[/i] Lexx[i] 2.20?
SPOOK: ‘I like you’?
DANE: No! When he asks how she got in the ship, she says she went through the keyhole like a…then she says somethin’ that sounds like ‘smoochie cat.’ What is it?
SPOOK: It sounded to me like ‘squishy cat.’
DANE: Since when are cats squishy?
SPOOK: Since when are cats smoochie?
DANE: since when can cats get through keyholes?
JEREMY: Since when do spaceships have keyholes?
SPOOK: Since when does[/i] Lexx [i]make sense? It’s just a bunch of shots of large-breasted alien women in increasingly exotic costumes. After you’ve got that, the rest just falls into place.[/i]
Just thought you guys might find it amusing (my classmates did).
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Lee P. Sherman, code name DalekTek790
Whovian, Froudian, Lexxian, etc.
[This message has been edited by DalekTek790 (edited March 23, 2001).]