What would you do
Assuming we were in orbit of the Earth…
Land in Cleveland, Ohio on X-Day and gather up all the followers of the Church of the Subgenius. I’d take them all away with the Sex Goddess, Xev.
Above all else, I would set myself up as “Boss Hogg” of the solar system.
I would tell the Lexx to EAT the Middle-East! (I’m only half-serious…)
I’d do everything I could to help Dr. Longbore and his students to build ships to get off the Earth.
I’d gather up all the engineers and intellectuals. We’d build bases on all terrestrial planets in the solar system. Place armed space station at the lagrange points around Earth so none of those ground-pounders get any funny ideas.
I’d have a pajama party with Xev and Tina.
Throw a 24-7 rave on the decks near the galley. Put Stan in charge as manager. Kai would be the bouncer.
Rule the world with a Machiavellian iron fist.
Outlaw American football under pain of death.
Legalize all victimless crimes.
(I’ll think of a ton of other things later…)
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[ 04-12-2001: Message edited by: Flamegrape ]