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28th March 2005 at 9:08 am #40431
MuadDib
ParticipantFar simpler than all previous methods, simply fill in the form below.
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[ ] All of the above28th March 2005 at 8:38 pm #74411Headgehog
Participanthaha that’s great! I’m so using that in the future!
Too bad we don’t have any trolls here on the SadBOARD. Scifi.com’s bboard on the other hand…28th March 2005 at 11:13 pm #74415theFrey
ParticipantActually Headge Sci-fi is almost a new place now. They have moderators there now, and a “This is offensive” button on the threads. Very, very quiet there troll wise these days.
29th March 2005 at 1:14 am #74417KarubaLuna
Participant[quote=”MuadDib”]
[ ] You posted a message in a forum other than your topic
[ ] You posted a binary in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message
[ ] You said “me too” to something or “Send ______”
[ ] You don’t know which group to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist stuff
[ ] I don’t like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You advertised me something not available in my country
[ ] You junkmailed me
[ ] You use webtv with those damned attachments
[ ] Your grammer is terrible[/quote]Oh goody! A “To Do” List. 😀
29th March 2005 at 9:09 am #74424MuadDib
Participant[quote=”KarubaLuna”]
Oh goody! A “To Do” List. :D[/quote]Oh ye flipping hairy gods! what have I done!
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