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  • #40431
    MuadDib
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    Far simpler than all previous methods, simply fill in the form below.

    Dear:

    [ ] Clueless Newbie
    [ ] Loser
    [ ] indy.netter
    [ ] Me too’er
    [ ] Pervert
    [ ] Spammer
    [ ] Nerd
    [ ] Elvis
    [ ] Fed
    [ ] Freak
    [ ] FLAMENET
    [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer/MSNetter
    [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person

    You Are Being Flamed Because:

    [ ] You posted a message in a forum other than your topic
    [ ] You posted a binary in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
    [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
    [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
    [ ] You started an off-topic thread
    [ ] You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message
    [ ] You said “me too” to something or “Send ______”
    [ ] You don’t know which group to post in
    [ ] You suck
    [ ] You brag about things that never happened
    [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
    [ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
    [ ] You crossposted
    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
    [ ] You posted racist stuff
    [ ] I don’t like your tone of voice
    [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
    [ ] I think you might be a fed
    [ ] You advertised me something not available in my country
    [ ] You junkmailed me
    [ ] You use webtv with those damned attachments
    [ ] Your grammer is terrible

    To Repent, You Must:

    [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
    [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
    [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
    [ ] Actually post something relevant
    [ ] Read the f****** FAQ
    [ ] Be Pat Buchanan’s love slave
    [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
    [ ] Apologize to everybody in this forum
    [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test

    In Closing, I’d Like to Say:

    [ ] Blow me
    [ ] Bite me
    [ ] Get a life
    [ ] Never post again
    [ ] I pity your dog
    [ ] Go to hell
    [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
    [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
    [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
    [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
    [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
    [ ] All of the above

    #74411
    Headgehog
    Participant

    haha that’s great! I’m so using that in the future!
    Too bad we don’t have any trolls here on the SadBOARD. Scifi.com’s bboard on the other hand…

    #74415
    theFrey
    Participant

    Actually Headge Sci-fi is almost a new place now. They have moderators there now, and a “This is offensive” button on the threads. Very, very quiet there troll wise these days.

    #74417
    KarubaLuna
    Participant

    [ ] You posted a message in a forum other than your topic
    [ ] You posted a binary in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
    [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
    [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
    [ ] You started an off-topic thread
    [ ] You posted a “YOU ALL SUCK” message
    [ ] You said “me too” to something or “Send ______”
    [ ] You don’t know which group to post in
    [ ] You suck
    [ ] You brag about things that never happened
    [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
    [ ] You posted a (phone-sex or a make money fast) ad
    [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
    [ ] You crossposted
    [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
    [ ] You posted racist stuff
    [ ] I don’t like your tone of voice
    [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
    [ ] I think you might be a fed
    [ ] You advertised me something not available in my country
    [ ] You junkmailed me
    [ ] You use webtv with those damned attachments
    [ ] Your grammer is terrible

    Oh goody! A “To Do” List. 😀

    #74424
    MuadDib
    Participant

    Oh goody! A “To Do” List. 😀

    Oh ye flipping hairy gods! what have I done!

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