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Here’s a song Iwrote the day after prom, after whupping my friend’s butt with a cheap plastic lightsaber. The friend, a self-declared “Jedi master”, was reduced to whimpers and curled into a fetal position on the ground after his defeat. I stood over him, triumphant, raised my lightsaber to the sky and declared, “You’re no Jedi master! Why, you’re not even a Padawan learner! You’re just a Padawannabe!”
Thus, the song is called “Padawannabe”!!
You want to be a Jedi
You’ve got that gleam in your eye
But what happens when you can’t cut the cheese?
You’re a Padawannabe!Lost the big lightsaber fight
Obi-Wan can’t set you right
And you know Amidala’s just a badass tease
You’re a Padawannabe!Fight, Ani, fight
With your saber made of light
Win, Ani, win
Cuz you won’t get laid tonightYou’re a Padawannabe!
Finis!… ^^
Good stuff! A little Jedi Master yodel might be a nice addition… “Yoda-leh-hee-hoo, Yoda-and-Princess-Leia-oooh.” Erm, or maybe not.
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