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Apparently this is a true story and happened recently, hope you all like it:
Living la Vita Loca!
The following is a short and rather amusing true story,as seen recently by millions of viewers on a Spanish TV channel.The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter’s name forward for a
popular Surprise Game Show. She idolized
teeny-bopper PopStar “Ricky Martin”, and it was arranged for TV cameras to be discreetly placed throughout the house.
The house was then left empty with Ricky Martin hidden in the wardrobe in the girls bedroom – all set to give the daughter a
wonderful surprise when she returned home from school.
Meanwhile, the parents were in the show’s studio, in front of a live studio audience. Upon returning home from school,the daughter
didn’t go straight to her room and open the wardrobe as expected. Instead she began to investigate the house, calling out the
names of her family to establish who was at home.
Having established that she was on her own, the daughter made her way down to the kitchen where she opened the fridge and removed a large tin of pate – at this stage the live TV audience is wondering what the hell is going on. She then went back upstairs to her bedroom where she proceeded to quickly remove all her clothes and spread the pate all over her naughty bits (at this stage Ricky Martin is still hidden inside the
wardrobe, and half of Spain is seeing a
nubile young girl, stark naked on the bed with pate all over her crotch). As if the parents were not shocked enough by this, the
daughter then calls the family dog, who obediently trots up the stairs to settle
down to his favorite meal of ‘pate on a bed of seaweed’. The broadcast is
abruptly cut. A set of acutely embarrassed
parents are left in front of a deadly quiet studio audience, while a few million Spaniards sit in front of their TVs
and **** themselves with laughter.
Consequently, sales of tinned pate have rocketed.Squishy
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SquishyI hate to sound like a control freak but this topic has nothing to do with Lexx. There for it should not be here, maybe on another board but in the future please stick to Lexx related things.
-SM
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Originally posted by Slopmaster:
[b]I hate to sound like a control freak but this topic has nothing to do with Lexx. There for it should not be here, maybe on another board but in the future please stick to Lexx related things.-SM[/b]
oh come on sloppy, it was funny [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img], squish, i have been meaning to ask you, are you the same squish i have seen pictures of on Pat’s site? anyway, welcome, and maybe on your next man’s best friend story you can put o/t (off topic), and a rating (M for mature audiences only) …pate anyone? [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/wink.gif[/img]
This is an urban legend. I first heard it was a birthday party for the wife and that she used peanut butter to entice the dog. It’s been going around for years I can’t believe you fell prey to it.
Dude, that story is sick, i agree with Slopmaster take those storys elsewhere.
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quoth the Raven ‘nevermore’Sorry people, I never heard that story before and laughed so much I thought I would share with the good folks on this board.
But you are correct, it didn’t belong on this board and I apologise for my of forethought.
I’m so used to usenet and they are posting these stories all the time, but I will stay on topic in future, again sorry if I offended anyone.
I’m not the Squish that’s on Pat’s whatever, who is Pat?
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SquishyThere once was a London Lexxian named Squish who I met at the video signing in ’99. There was an even older US lexxian named Squish as well, and have been even more since.
Cat, Squish is only the name I chose because I liked the character and that nobody else was using it on this board.
I’m trying to make sense of your post, it seems to say that I’m not the first to use Squish, I don’t understand why that’s such a big deal.
I’m not claiming to be the only Squish, I just like the name, it may not be original…but I like it.
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Originally posted by Squish:
[b]I’m trying to make sense of your post, it seems to say that I’m not the first to use Squish, I don’t understand why that’s such a big deal.[/b]
Not trying to speak for anyone here, but I didn’t get that Cat was saying that it was a big deal. She was just explaining why FX thought you might be someone else, and that it’s not an unusual alias, so confusion is to be expected. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
–Aleck
what he said [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]
ooops sorry, cat.
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SquishyDon’t worry, everyone’s picking on my lately [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/frown.gif[/img]
😛
Squish is a character from Lexx??????
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quoth the Raven ‘nevermore’Squish was the young Cluster Lizard in [i]Lexx 1.4: The Giga Shadow[/i]. Names from sci-fi are pretty common as online handles. I once did a search for “Labria” (an alien in the bar scene in [i]Star Wars[/i]) and there were like five! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/eek.gif[/img]
I’m usually 42na (Bib Fortuna was an alien in Jabba’s Palace in [i]Return of the Jedi[/i]), but for some reason (maybe no numbers are allowed at the beginning, I don’t remember) I decided to make up a new alias. I used to post on the old SadBoard as Lee (my first name).
“DalekTek790” is supposed to look like a generic online handle, with sci-fi terms squished together into a meaningless amalgam. [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img] If you want to know where the individual elements came from, just read the signature below.
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“Exterminate!” -Dalek warrior, [i]The Daleks[/i]: Episode 4-[i]The Ambush[/i]
“Feel the power of the dark Crystal!” -skekTek the Scientist, [i]The Dark Crystal[/i]
“I will love you forever!” -drone #790, [i]Lexx 1.1: I Worship His Shadow[/i]
After Kai found the baby cluster lizard he took it to Zev thinking that with her obvious genetic link she’d know what to do. Instead she took an instant dislike to the cluster lizard and made several promises of violence if it ever got close to her, hence the name.
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Yoda of Borg are we: Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will. Hmmm?I would have thought Zev would have made the perfect mother for Squish, she could have taught him moral values, like don’t eat people’s brains when you first meet them, at least wait till you get to know them better.
I think Squish would have been a fine upstanding Cluster Lizard, if only he got the chance. He could have taken up Daddy’s trade and become an assassin, or become a chef, well at least he died happy!!!
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SquishyKai: “I was hoping you’d help my think of a name for him”
Zev: “If it comes near me I’ll name it”
Kai: “What?”
Zev: “Squish, because that’s what I’d do to it”
Or similar
I found that really difficult to imagine, nobody knowing of the legendary Squish.
I mean he played such a big part in Gigashadow, and having that little image of Squish when the Gigashadow was destroyed made that episode for me, and it was a nice touch.
Squish you shall always be remembered…by some!!!
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SquishyHey I named my cat Squish and that was over a year ago. I suspect that name is really good luck. I wanted to name our dog Brunnis by my father objected.
-SM
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“Your wrong this is one hell of a planet!”
-ATF agent in “Texx Lexx”[QUOTE]Originally posted by Slopmaster:
[B]Hey I named my cat Squish and that was over a year ago. I suspect that name is really good luck. I wanted to name our dog Brunnis by my father objected.-SM
SM, you should have named the dog Bruno, which is a good name for a dog, and then gradually change it to Brunnis, and tell your father it’s just an affectionate nickname.
And Squish the cat, what a great name for a cat!!!, is he anything like his famous namesake?, and is his diet a little strange?
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