"Bad Carrot" totally cool!
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It was a very fun episode with some very funny lines. I must admit that Priest’s farting was a little crude at first but as it went on it just became totally funny.
But I do have one question though. How could the carrot stay in Kai when as far as we know he has no real nervous system. Shouldn’t Kai’s dead body have rejected the carrot like the alien web creature in “The Net” and “The Web”?
-SM
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Originally posted by Slopmaster:
It was a very fun episode with some very funny lines. I must admit that Priest’s farting was a little crude at first but as it went on it just became totally funny.But I do have one question though. How could the carrot stay in Kai when as far as we know he has no real nervous system. Shouldn’t Kai’s dead body have rejected the carrot like the alien web creature in “The Net” and “The Web”?
-SM
SM, I think it’s the other way round, the alien web creature rejected Kai because of his deadness, the carrott is out to try anything, as it seems to be taste testing humans and anything else that has a rectum!!!
Squishy [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]Glad to see there is another “Bad Carrott” fan to join the ranks.
Very funny episode.
How can you complain about Priests farting with a name like “Slopmaster”? [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
Another “Bad Carrot” fan here as well I’m afraid. I thought the farting was hilarious myself and Priest is a great character to carry it well.
I think both this one and “Midsummer’s nightmare” take a few watches to really appreciate it. I am even really loving MSN now.
I did it was slightly anti-climatic though how Kai killed the carrot.
Best scene has got to be the Kai putting the rod up the asses of the cast, Xev’s face was priceless….
Still highly enjoying season 4 here !
YD
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Best scene has got to be the Kai putting the rod up the asses of the cast, Xev’s face was priceless….
I was thinking of creating a little GIF animation / video capture of Xev’s face from that scene, but having that float around the internet might really embarrass her!
[img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]Do it! Do it now!
It’s confirmed. I have no taste whatsoever:
[img]http://www.flamegrape.com/lexx/xevfacial.gif[/img]
I also did GIF animations of the other four victims of Kai’s proctological exam. You can view/download/laugh at them from my [url=http://www.flamegrape.com/lexx/index.htm]Lexx Fanpage[/url].
Also, enjoy these two MP3 audio clips from [i]4.12 Bad Carrot[/i]:
[url=http://www.flamegrape.com/lexx/4012_Xev_Pump.mp3]4012_Xev_Pump.mp3[/url]
[url=http://www.flamegrape.com/lexx/4012_Kai_Buttox.mp3]4012_Kai_Buttox.mp3[/url]
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I found that [i]Kids In The Hall Sketch[/i] transcribed in a webpage… [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
[b]Anal Probing Aliens[/b]
Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (herogreenlantern@hotmail.com)Cast:
Dave- Anal-Prober
Kevin- Memory-Eraser
Mark- Redneck Anal Probe Victim
Luc Casmeri- Willing Anal Probe Victim[Scene: An alien spaceship above the Earth. A laboratory/examining room]
Mark: Why does everything always happen to me?
[We see Mark on a table, with two strange white “lights” folded down near his head. A sequined blanket is draped over him, and he lies down with his knees curled up into his chest. We see two aliens stand around him. One alien holds a strange device that looks kind of like a lightsaber, but with a solid white plastic piece where the beam would be.]
Kevin: Ready the anal probe.
[Dave switches the device on as it begins to glow. It looks like a lightsaber with a small white beam]
Dave: Anal probe is ready.
Kevin: [nods] Commence anal probing.
[Mark screams loud and long as Dave sticks it where the sun don’t shine. He pulls it out, after two seconds and pulls off the white plastic part [to sterilize it?]
Dave: Quick, erase his memory!
[Kevin waves a hand over Mark as the two lighted “paddles” come up. Mark stops yelling and gets a calm look on his face]
Kevin: Memory’s erased. Get him out of here.
[Two other aliens come and start to wheel Mark off]
Dave: Move it. [pauses as he moves closer to Kevin] Ah, boy.
Kevin: Something wrong?
Dave: Ah.. it’s nothing really….
Kevin: I think you could use a cup of coffee.
Dave: Yeah. [sighs]
[They move to a lounge where Kevin pours two cups of coffee. They keep talking as Dave sits down]
Kevin: So what’s bothering you?
Dave: Ahhhh…. Lately I just keep wondering… what’s the point?
Kevin: The point?
Dave: Yeah. What’s the point of what we do?
Kevin: Sorry, I don’t follow you
[Kevin sits down]
Dave: Well, I mean, we travel 250,000 light years across the universe, abduct humans, probe them anally and release them.
Kevin: Yeah… AND?
Dave: Well, doesn’t it seem kind of point-LESS?
Kevin: I really don’t think about it.
Dave: Well don’t you think you should?
Kevin: No, I don’t think I should. I don’t think I should question the leadership of our Great Leader
Dave: Oh, come on! I mean, we’ve been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes and all that we have learned is that 1 in 10 doesn’t really seem to mind.
Kevin: Well, do you have a better plan than our Great Leader?
Dave: Yes I do, I do have a better plan. My plan is that we DON’T travel 250,000 light years, we DON’T abduct any humans and, this is the best part, we DON’T do any anal probing.
Kevin: [sarcastic] Oh, great plan! Do you realize how many people Intergalactic Anal-Probing employees?
[They see that the next victim is ready. They put down the coffee and do the same motions as before, except Dave is very reluctant this time.]
Kevin: Well back to work.
Dave: Awww..
Kevin: Ready the anal probe.
Dave: [unenthusiastic]Anal probe is ready.
Kevin: Commence anal probing
Dave:[rolling eyes, exasperated] Couldn’t we at least abduct their political or religious leaders instead of just any idiot in a pickup truck?!?!
Kevin: I’m sure the Great Leader has his reasons
Dave: [sarcastic] Well, I’m sure the Great Leader is just some sort of twisted ass freak!
Kevin: [calmly] All right. I am now officially ignoring you. Commence anal probing.
[Dave inserts the probe. This victim doesn’t scream. Rather, he smiles and looks happy.]
Dave: Well, that’s a relief anyway. Erase his memory.
Kevin [going through motions] Memory is erased.
Dave: Get him out of here.
Kevin: [to interns wheeling victim out.] Come on, kid. Move it. Move it!
[They move to the window and look out on the moon and the Earth]
Kevin: You know what you need? A hobby. I know it helps me.
Dave: Yeah? What do you do?
Kevin: Well, I don’t like to toot my own horn, but I’m a pretty good amateur rectal photographer. Would you like to see my portfolio?
Dave: No. I would hate to.
Kevin: Fine. Screw you.
Dave: Well, Screw you.
[Kevin moves off, leaving Dave staring at the Earth]
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