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  • #37317
    SadGeezer
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    How evil will 790 get if he doesn’t get some satisfaction soon? (erm, don’t know if I want to think about *how* Kai could satisfy him – yeesh!) I wonder what conspiracies 790’s hatching up there? Good thing he can’t command Lexx. (Was 790 in The Rock? Dang, my brain is leaking bad lately. Mind like a steel… sieve. seive?) Anyway, I hope he’s in the next episode – he’s been full of suprises so far this season.

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    -Aurora-

    #55608
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Ive really missed em this season. His witty comments and insults were some highlights of my favorite eps.

    He/She/It has gotten really violent this season and seems to want to finally achieve his agenda.

    Sure 790 has always been violent:

    “If he knew what he was doing he’d prolly kill Stan then himself!” -Terminal

    many quotes like that through season2. But he never really *acted* on it until he fell for Kai. And in S4 its esculated to the point where he is literally out to murder everyone but Kai!!

    If memory serves he also sent the signal that brought the ‘carrot ass-pirates’ to Earth in the first place.

    But with Kai perhaps 790 could find satisfaction. Perhaps hook himself into those lil 12 foot rods that come out of Kai from time to time 😛

    #55609
    Flamegrape
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by LexxLurker:
    [b]Ive really missed em this season. His witty comments and insults were some highlights of my favorite eps.

    But with Kai perhaps 790 could find satisfaction. Perhaps hook himself into those lil 12 foot rods that come out of Kai from time to time 😛 [/b]


    eeyewwww! [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/tongue.gif[/img]

    #55610
    Anonymous
    Guest

    That was unnecessary, Lexxlurker.

    Looks like Vlad will be on the Lexx, so we’ll probably see more 790.

    A week and a half – oh universe of cruelty!

    #55611
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [b]That was unnecessary, Lexxlurker.[/b]

    If you meant the rod thing; Im sorry if you were offended that was strictly meant as a joke from Saddy’s review of S3. Sorry if it bugged you, I wasent trying to be offensive at all [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

    #55612
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Oh it wasn’t offensive, just ick.

    #55613
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Okay just checking [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img] Didnt want to be a jerk.

    #55614
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by Hypatia:
    [b]Oh it wasn’t offensive, just ick.

    [/b]


    To be fair Hypatia, I’ve heard 790 say things just as rude.
    Lexxlurker you have to be very careful, many of the ladies on here are like 790, they would kill for Kai, and are very protective of him!!!
    Squishy (you can’t hurt me, I’m Kai’s baby!!!)

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    Squishy

    #55615
    Anonymous
    Guest

    790 got bounced pretty good in this last
    show, maybe it knocked some sense into the
    little psycho [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

    #55616
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by LexxLurker:
    [b][b]That was unnecessary, Lexxlurker.[/b]

    If you meant the rod thing; Im sorry if you were offended that was strictly meant as a joke from Saddy’s review of S3. Sorry if it bugged you, I wasent trying to be offensive at all [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/ubb/smile.gif[/img][/B]


    Very icky but funny! That’s a very Lexxic point of view!

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    -Aurora-

    #55617
    DalekTek790
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by Squish:
    Lexxlurker you have to be very careful, many of the ladies on here are like 790, they would kill for Kai, and are very protective of him!!!


    Actually, I’ve observed the female Lexxians here to be more like Mandragora, Dravidia, and Muffy. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I, on the other hand, resemble Kai (except for the part about being popular among the ladies [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] ).

    In case you’re wondering why I have “790” in my moniker (yeah right, like anybody cares [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] ) I wanted it to end with a number, and 790 was the only sci-fi character I could think of with a numeric name.

    #55618
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by DalekTek790:

    Actually, I’ve observed the female Lexxians here to be more like Mandragora, Dravidia, and Muffy. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I, on the other hand, resemble Kai (except for the part about being popular among the ladies [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] ).

    In case you’re wondering why I have “790” in my moniker (yeah right, like anybody cares [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] ) I wanted it to end with a number, and 790 was the only sci-fi character I could think of with a numeric name.


    Dalektek, don’t tell me tell me your are going to college with a bun hairstyle!!!, I also look like Kai, well as much as I look like the life has drained out of me. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
    Ah women, tricky creatures aren’t they, I mean you’d have to be a walking dead man for them to notice you, and how do you send quivers down women’s spine’s by saying thing’s like ‘The Dead don’t poo’???, I’ll never understand them, I’m still have trouble understanding my girlfriends moods when it’s that time of the month…typical fella then!!!
    Squishi [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    #55619
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Argh, I just realised that last post sounds like something Stan would say, ewww, right time for a labotomy…again!!!
    Squishi [img]images/smiles/icon_sad.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    #55620
    Anonymous
    Guest

    i think 790 may have missed his chance for
    true love:

    [img]http://www.sadgeezer.com/lexx/lex2-424.jpg[/img]

    790 was right up ol’ schlemmi’s ally [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

    [ 04-09-2001: Message edited by: siglum ]

    #55621
    Anonymous
    Guest

    When DalekTek said he resembled Kai I could relate to that because I look just like Xev, everywhere I go people stop me on the street and say, “are’nt you???” And I have to calmly tell them, “no, I’m not, but everybody thinks I look exactly like Xev from Lexx. They follow me in the Mall and stare at me in restuarants and it get very tiring to say the least…Xev and I are like twins and it’s not an easy burden to bear, I’ll tell ya….Oh, did I mention, I look like her BEFORE the love slave transformation..
    JUst Kidding!!! But I had your attention for a little while, right??? [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    #55622
    Anonymous
    Guest

    quote:


    Originally posted by :
    When DalekTek said he resembled Kai I could relate to that because I look just like Xev, everywhere I go people stop me on the street and say, “are’nt you???” And I have to calmly tell them, “no, I’m not, but everybody thinks I look exactly like Xev from Lexx. They follow me in the Mall and stare at me in restuarants and it get very tiring to say the least…Xev and I are like twins and it’s not an easy burden to bear, I’ll tell ya….Oh, did I mention, I look like her BEFORE the love slave transformation..
    JUst Kidding!!! But I had your attention for a little while, right??? [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]


    So NB1, you look better than she does now (ooops, that’s gonna set the cat amongst the pigeons), actually that did get my attention, mainly because of the staring in restaurants, I get that a lot, probably because I’ve just lost my temper and embarress my poor suffering girlfriend after seeing the bill!!!
    I’ve decided that as I have no chance of looking like Kai and don’t stand much of a chance looking like Xev, being of the male variety (wait I take that back hehe), and Stan’s pretty much out of the question as I would need to age 20 odd years, I have decided to become His Divine Shadow.
    I’m gonna get my head shaved and will model my appearance on the way Lex Gigeroff looked…whadya think?
    Squishy

    #55623
    Anonymous
    Guest

    [QUOTE]Originally posted by DalekTek790:
    [QB]

    Actually, I’ve observed the female Lexxians here to be more like Mandragora, Dravidia, and Muffy. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I, on the other hand, resemble Kai (except for the part about being popular among the ladies [img]images/smiles/icon_confused.gif[/img] ).

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    Now I know [b]one[/b] of the many reasons why I’m constantly drawn back, time and time again, to this message board. It’s you, DalekTek790. It’s that Kai-like essence coming through with every word that you type. You have, and always will be, popular in my book. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    Reveal 7

    [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Reveal7 ]

    #55625
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Well, when 790 was in love with Xev, his only “competition” was a walking corpse and a middle-aged loser…now that he’s in love with Kai, he’s up against a young, sexy love-slave. I’d be more aggressive too. [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

    #55624
    Anonymous
    Guest

    Man, DT790, resembling Kai doesn’t work for you on soooooo many levels, dude. Heck, it doesn’t even work for Kai! So, do you really want to go there? And, I certainly don’t resemble [b]any[/b] of the aforemention femmes, me bucko. I’m still waiting for a female character that I can relate to in Lexx(though Giggerota bares an odd familial resemblance, in many ways [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img])

    [ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: BlackCloud ]

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